Finally after waitting more time then flying to ARGENTINA and returning to your wife and four children, The Los ANGELES
Coroner has determined that Michael Jackson's death was a "Homicide" (not like "Humaside" which is eating too much 'HUMAS')
WOWY WOW WOW, what a surprise. I have not been so startled since Sarah Palin admitted that she lost her birth-control
pills when" Miami Vice" was cancelled and believing that "Withdrawing" was something Pain-ters do.
There is now Medical and Scientific Evidence that our cuddlely "Connie" was injecting Michael Jackson with drugs that he
had got from everybody who wanted Michael to finally get a "GOOD KNIGHT'S SLEEP" Too bad it was the sleep of his lifetime"
When I was going to Law School, we were taught the "Shot Gun" method of dealing with a problem. This is where you throw in every
issue you can think of. Here our "cute widdle chef" Conrad did the same thing. The problem was he thought he was cooking
at the "IVY". (Think about it)
Michael had so many sedatives in him that he could litterally "Sleep With The Fish's"
I am sure that Hollywood would soon be knocking on Murray's door. The problem would be that 'Conrat' could not open the door,
since it would be locked. The William Morris End-dever Agency would ,I am sure, sign him up.
They will remake "The Birdman Of Alkatraz" starring Murray and Al Pacino, as the "BIRD"
They next will re-do 'DR. DO-LITTLE', with Murray and DR Kervorkian.
Finally they will "Shoot","The Pilledelphia Story" Maybe even an Acadamy Award for his stirring " PERFORMANCE"
in the new version of "The Story of the PDR"
Well that's my opinion and I am MARSHALL BITKOWER
Monday, August 24, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
" MY BLOG-MITZFA AWARDS" ( 2 ),BET YOU COULDN'T WAIT
Hear Yee,Hear Yee,whatever that means, it's that tyme again that all you men,women,
undecided,boys,girls,Space Cadets and fans of re-runs of Cecil and Beanie, have been
waitting for ( not to be confused with "waitting on tables")
Now isn't that a stupid thing to say? You could wait for cab, your next conquest,your cup
of coffee, but how in "The Hell", do you wait on a table? Do tables wait for you? Does to
wait on a table, must you standon top of it?
Now it's time for "MY BLOG-MITZA AWARDS TWO.
1st Award to "The Burial Dates For Michael Jackson" Did the Jackson Family use
William Shatner to plan the funeral? Since it has been changed 3x's, did Captain Kirk
charge for rebooking? Will AEG video each cancellation of Burial Dates? Yes this "hole"
thing is my No 1 "Pick", although it sounds more like No. 2
2nd Award goes to Mr. Tom Ridge, the former Secratary of Homeland Security.
Tom has stated that the Intelligence Community of the Bush Administration had a close
link with Politics. This was in spite of the fact that President BUSH has said that his Politics
had "nothing to do with intelligence" Mr. Ridge has said there was a Politcization under
President Bush. I didn't think there was anything under his Bush.
3rd. Award goes to Ms. Lisa Bloom, for being the only "Show Biz Maven" that has both
Intelligence, Beauty,Charm and a Law Degree. Her mom must be very proud of her daughter. I've always thought Gloria Allright is a Terrific Warrior for the "Underdog"
4th and final "BLOG MITZFA" AWARD goes to everybody's "Sunny Boy", George Hamilton.
A new film "My One and Only" has just previewed, based upon George's relationship with
his mother. It's kinda like "Auntie Mame and her Golden Boy" George Hamilton might be
compared to Ed Sullivan in as much as you don't know what he does, but he's very suck sessfull
at what he does. The difference is that Ed Sullivan was a great newspaper man and he became an American Statesman. George Hamilton dated "Linda Bird Johnson" No further comment.
I know this is a short list, but next week's winners have just commenced their understanding that "General Franco" is still dead along with the "Land Shark" thank you "Lorne Michaels"
No Not Guy from "BONANZA"
That is my opinion, I"m MARSHALL BITKOWER AND YOU'RE KNOT.
undecided,boys,girls,Space Cadets and fans of re-runs of Cecil and Beanie, have been
waitting for ( not to be confused with "waitting on tables")
Now isn't that a stupid thing to say? You could wait for cab, your next conquest,your cup
of coffee, but how in "The Hell", do you wait on a table? Do tables wait for you? Does to
wait on a table, must you standon top of it?
Now it's time for "MY BLOG-MITZA AWARDS TWO.
1st Award to "The Burial Dates For Michael Jackson" Did the Jackson Family use
William Shatner to plan the funeral? Since it has been changed 3x's, did Captain Kirk
charge for rebooking? Will AEG video each cancellation of Burial Dates? Yes this "hole"
thing is my No 1 "Pick", although it sounds more like No. 2
2nd Award goes to Mr. Tom Ridge, the former Secratary of Homeland Security.
Tom has stated that the Intelligence Community of the Bush Administration had a close
link with Politics. This was in spite of the fact that President BUSH has said that his Politics
had "nothing to do with intelligence" Mr. Ridge has said there was a Politcization under
President Bush. I didn't think there was anything under his Bush.
3rd. Award goes to Ms. Lisa Bloom, for being the only "Show Biz Maven" that has both
Intelligence, Beauty,Charm and a Law Degree. Her mom must be very proud of her daughter. I've always thought Gloria Allright is a Terrific Warrior for the "Underdog"
4th and final "BLOG MITZFA" AWARD goes to everybody's "Sunny Boy", George Hamilton.
A new film "My One and Only" has just previewed, based upon George's relationship with
his mother. It's kinda like "Auntie Mame and her Golden Boy" George Hamilton might be
compared to Ed Sullivan in as much as you don't know what he does, but he's very suck sessfull
at what he does. The difference is that Ed Sullivan was a great newspaper man and he became an American Statesman. George Hamilton dated "Linda Bird Johnson" No further comment.
I know this is a short list, but next week's winners have just commenced their understanding that "General Franco" is still dead along with the "Land Shark" thank you "Lorne Michaels"
No Not Guy from "BONANZA"
That is my opinion, I"m MARSHALL BITKOWER AND YOU'RE KNOT.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
DR. MURRAY AIN'T NO "MARCUS WELBY",MORE LIKE "UN-WELLBY"
Did any one catch Dr.Conrad Murray(now that's funny)on YOU TUBE? It looked like a
screen test from the Jim Carey movie, "Liar,Liar" Could Murray become the star of the
sequel "Liar,Liar,Murray's pants are on fire" I was Asstonished by the beautiful way
the DOC-U -DRAMA was presented. How could anyone think that this soft spoken
person, who made no comments about the loss of the ICONIC MICHAEL JACKSON,
nor the loss to his beloved family, could of ever done such a shameful act.
I wonder where this beautiful video was filmed? Since law enforcement nor the media
has any idea where "Connie" has secluded himself. It could be that he is hiding with
"Oh Sadem Been Louden" and they are busy reHearse-ing for a new song & dance duo.
Perhaps they could audition for "DANCING WITH THE SCARS" OR "EXTREME MADE-OVERS"
If they wanted to become a trio, maybe they should add CHARLES MANSON to their tour,
after all Manson is a real cut-up!
I hope "CONNIE MURRAY", does not believe I am needling him, after all he was doing
the "NEEDLE_ING". Perhaps this doc-tured mess could all be a resonable mistake.Maybe
Murray was in a hurray and thought "IV" was the Roman number four. Perhaps his traveling
medicine show listed various drugs with Roman numbers. Such examples could of been marked, as 1 demeral 11 zan-x 111 oxy-moran 1v proper-caine,etc.
Perhaps Hollywood will be calling. Imagine "The Terminator meets Dr. Exterminator"
"Conrad meets Jayson" or the tragic events in "PANIC IN NEEDLE PARK"
I am MARSHALL BITKOWER and this is my opinion.
screen test from the Jim Carey movie, "Liar,Liar" Could Murray become the star of the
sequel "Liar,Liar,Murray's pants are on fire" I was Asstonished by the beautiful way
the DOC-U -DRAMA was presented. How could anyone think that this soft spoken
person, who made no comments about the loss of the ICONIC MICHAEL JACKSON,
nor the loss to his beloved family, could of ever done such a shameful act.
I wonder where this beautiful video was filmed? Since law enforcement nor the media
has any idea where "Connie" has secluded himself. It could be that he is hiding with
"Oh Sadem Been Louden" and they are busy reHearse-ing for a new song & dance duo.
Perhaps they could audition for "DANCING WITH THE SCARS" OR "EXTREME MADE-OVERS"
If they wanted to become a trio, maybe they should add CHARLES MANSON to their tour,
after all Manson is a real cut-up!
I hope "CONNIE MURRAY", does not believe I am needling him, after all he was doing
the "NEEDLE_ING". Perhaps this doc-tured mess could all be a resonable mistake.Maybe
Murray was in a hurray and thought "IV" was the Roman number four. Perhaps his traveling
medicine show listed various drugs with Roman numbers. Such examples could of been marked, as 1 demeral 11 zan-x 111 oxy-moran 1v proper-caine,etc.
Perhaps Hollywood will be calling. Imagine "The Terminator meets Dr. Exterminator"
"Conrad meets Jayson" or the tragic events in "PANIC IN NEEDLE PARK"
I am MARSHALL BITKOWER and this is my opinion.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
ASHLEY MADISON IS NO DOLLY MADISON
DOOLY MADISON was the First Lady(or maybe not)of President JAMES MADISON. In later years she was
famous for making cupcakes. Now her cousin,Asshley Madison,is also offering "cupcakes" and Dough Boys to
those who are in a relationship(married or involved) By entering into a new relaysionship,that is when your "cup" or your inners
are only half filled and you want to " thrust"yourselves into something new.Like a side dish, to your usual platter,then you are
a candidate for joining ASSHLEY MADISON.
I think this is a great idea, you could have your "cake" and eat it without remorse and constant" dickering" back& forth.
Think of the fabulous "off-spring" that could evolve from this" ground skaking" end-ever.
ASSHLEY MADISON'S DOUBLE-ENTANTREES, for those who want to"Double Down"
ASSHLEY'S MADISON'S MEN'S GUIDE,for those who want to "get a head",in their chosen course"
A.M.'S WOMEN'S TOWELL USE, FOR "SLIPPERY SLOPES" THE LOVER'S HAND-BOOK, for explosions & implosions.
And my favorite Asshley Madisons allman-act, for Miss(or Mr,)informing your spouse, that you needed time alone
for sorting out your "affairs"
My name is MARSHALL BITKOWER, and that is my opinion of that old saying,"those who don't lay together,usually stray two gether"
famous for making cupcakes. Now her cousin,Asshley Madison,is also offering "cupcakes" and Dough Boys to
those who are in a relationship(married or involved) By entering into a new relaysionship,that is when your "cup" or your inners
are only half filled and you want to " thrust"yourselves into something new.Like a side dish, to your usual platter,then you are
a candidate for joining ASSHLEY MADISON.
I think this is a great idea, you could have your "cake" and eat it without remorse and constant" dickering" back& forth.
Think of the fabulous "off-spring" that could evolve from this" ground skaking" end-ever.
ASSHLEY MADISON'S DOUBLE-ENTANTREES, for those who want to"Double Down"
ASSHLEY'S MADISON'S MEN'S GUIDE,for those who want to "get a head",in their chosen course"
A.M.'S WOMEN'S TOWELL USE, FOR "SLIPPERY SLOPES" THE LOVER'S HAND-BOOK, for explosions & implosions.
And my favorite Asshley Madisons allman-act, for Miss(or Mr,)informing your spouse, that you needed time alone
for sorting out your "affairs"
My name is MARSHALL BITKOWER, and that is my opinion of that old saying,"those who don't lay together,usually stray two gether"
Friday, August 14, 2009
SQUEAKY"S OUT AND BERNIE MADE-OFF IS IN!
Well that little imp & millitary Ms.Nomer Sqeeky Frome(rhymes with throme) is released from prison.
Squeaky is that little vamp that attempted to shoot President Gerald Ford. It seems their was nothing in
her gun's chamber. Why not? There was nothing in Ford's chamber,either.
NOW THE "REALLY,REALLY BIG NEWS. BERNARD MADE-OFF IS IN THE FEDERAL POKEY.
Yes our own little wascal, Bernard Made-off, is now behind bars, in North Carolina. Mr.Allen Ellis, the Federal Sentencing Attorney
has placed our little Bernie in, what Ellis says "is the Crown Jewell of the Federal Prisons. Well "Golly Gee", the Crown Jewell, our
little Pension Thief & Destroyer of the Elderly's savings, certainly must of pulled some strings(purse strings) to land in a Five Star Resort
Prison. Mr. Ellis also said this haven for white collar criminals(WCC) looks and feels like a "college campus"
The actual name of this "Plantation for Gonnifs" is called "Butner Federal Prison"( or BFP) It is also called"The Mint Jullop Joint"
When our little Bernie went to this vacation home, he had 35watch's. Now instead of watching time, he's doing it.
I also understand Bernie's wittle boat, the 70ft. yacht, named "The Bull"( which is only half the name) will be auctioned
off by the Federal Govt. The estimated value is 2.2million. I have a great idea, why can't we use it as a Floating Prison?
With all the WCC's to soon be entering like resorts in the Federal Club System(FCS) the oncoming "Guestioners"(Guest/prisoners)
could bounty up some of their rightfully-gained income and antie up $150,000 per year, plus the costs of delivery for all meals from
Morton's,Spago,Lawry's,Maestro's Steak House or Jerry's deli's, and a 25% service charge for the Cullinary Air Pilots and The Flying Chefs Inc
This would be an escape proof prison. This is because where are they going to escape to? All left overs would be throne overboat. This would assure
that the Sharks(not Lawyers) who follow, would always be around.
There could be classes taught the "Guestioners". The classes could be "Monopoly Advance", "Keno for Insuance Fraud", "Dialing For Counterfeit Dollars"
Shuttlecock For Begginers( no comment), "Put the Tail on The Snitch"s" and the all time Fun Time Champion of the "Royal Seas", "DOUBLE JEOPARDY"
THE FASHION NEWS FOR TODAY AND WHAT'S HAPPENING IS-------------------Bernie Madeoff wore a "blue jump suit" today in The Prison Patio,
I believe it is called "The Hillary!"
That's the NEWS as I Percieve it and That's My Opinion, Yours Truly, MARSHALL BITKOWER
Squeaky is that little vamp that attempted to shoot President Gerald Ford. It seems their was nothing in
her gun's chamber. Why not? There was nothing in Ford's chamber,either.
NOW THE "REALLY,REALLY BIG NEWS. BERNARD MADE-OFF IS IN THE FEDERAL POKEY.
Yes our own little wascal, Bernard Made-off, is now behind bars, in North Carolina. Mr.Allen Ellis, the Federal Sentencing Attorney
has placed our little Bernie in, what Ellis says "is the Crown Jewell of the Federal Prisons. Well "Golly Gee", the Crown Jewell, our
little Pension Thief & Destroyer of the Elderly's savings, certainly must of pulled some strings(purse strings) to land in a Five Star Resort
Prison. Mr. Ellis also said this haven for white collar criminals(WCC) looks and feels like a "college campus"
The actual name of this "Plantation for Gonnifs" is called "Butner Federal Prison"( or BFP) It is also called"The Mint Jullop Joint"
When our little Bernie went to this vacation home, he had 35watch's. Now instead of watching time, he's doing it.
I also understand Bernie's wittle boat, the 70ft. yacht, named "The Bull"( which is only half the name) will be auctioned
off by the Federal Govt. The estimated value is 2.2million. I have a great idea, why can't we use it as a Floating Prison?
With all the WCC's to soon be entering like resorts in the Federal Club System(FCS) the oncoming "Guestioners"(Guest/prisoners)
could bounty up some of their rightfully-gained income and antie up $150,000 per year, plus the costs of delivery for all meals from
Morton's,Spago,Lawry's,Maestro's Steak House or Jerry's deli's, and a 25% service charge for the Cullinary Air Pilots and The Flying Chefs Inc
This would be an escape proof prison. This is because where are they going to escape to? All left overs would be throne overboat. This would assure
that the Sharks(not Lawyers) who follow, would always be around.
There could be classes taught the "Guestioners". The classes could be "Monopoly Advance", "Keno for Insuance Fraud", "Dialing For Counterfeit Dollars"
Shuttlecock For Begginers( no comment), "Put the Tail on The Snitch"s" and the all time Fun Time Champion of the "Royal Seas", "DOUBLE JEOPARDY"
THE FASHION NEWS FOR TODAY AND WHAT'S HAPPENING IS-------------------Bernie Madeoff wore a "blue jump suit" today in The Prison Patio,
I believe it is called "The Hillary!"
That's the NEWS as I Percieve it and That's My Opinion, Yours Truly, MARSHALL BITKOWER
Thursday, August 13, 2009
MY BLOG-MITZFA AWARDS
LADIES,GENTLEMEN,BOYS,GIRLS AND THE UNDECIDED. IT IS MY HONOR & PRIVILEGE TO PRESENT
MY FIRST BLOG-MITZFA AWARDS, TO THOSE THAT THINK THEY HAVE SOMETHING OF VALUE. OR THINK
THAT THEY HAVE SOMEHOW ADDED THEIR PRECIOUS 2SENSE (OR NON-SENSE) TO THE DELIGHT OF
THE HUMAN RACE.
1st AWARD WINNER--TO DOMINIC BARBER,ESQ., FOR HIS BELIEF THAT MRS. SCHULER WAS KILLED BECAUSE
EVERYBODY ON THE FREEWAY WAS DRIVING THE WRONG DIRECTION.
2nd AWARD WINNER--TO THE SEPARATED GOSSELIN SPOUSES, FOR SHOWING HOW TWO BLAND AND FLATLINED
PERSONALITIES, WITHOUT GQ OR VANITY FAIR'S HELP, CAN HAVE CHILDREN WHEN THEIR PARENTS DIDN'T.
3rd AWARD WINNER--TO OUR FAVORITE TRAVELOR,HILLARY CLINTON,FOR TAKING OFF THOSE LOVELY EARPLUGS
AND ATTEMPTING, IN HER POWDER BLUE "SHMATTA" THAT SHE GOT ON LINE FROM PEE WEE HERMAN'S HOUSE
OF COUTURE, TO TRY AND GETOFF HER CHAIR. DOES HILLARY HAVE ANY HANDLERS? OR HAVE THEY ALL LEFT TO
JOIN THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE BECOME MICHAEL JACKSON'S SPERM DONORS?
4th AWARD WINNER--TO JANE-VELLEZ MITCHELL, WHO I HIGHLY RESPECT AND ADMIRE, FOR BEING ON
CNN AND HLN AT THE SAME TIME. AS AN ATTORNEY, I COULD NEVER BE IN TWO COURTROMS AT THE SAME TIME,
BUT SOMEHOW THIS LOVELY AND TALENTED LAWYER, JANE VELLEZ-MITCHELL, HAS SHOWN WHAT A BRILLIANT
ARTIST SHE IS.
WELL THAT'S ABOUT ALL I HAVE TIME TO SAY TODAY. FOR YOU WHO DID NOT "WYNN" THE "BLOG-MITZFA"
AWARD TODAY, KEEP OPENING YOUR MOUTHS, YOU MAY BE NEXT. MARSHALL BITKOWER
MY FIRST BLOG-MITZFA AWARDS, TO THOSE THAT THINK THEY HAVE SOMETHING OF VALUE. OR THINK
THAT THEY HAVE SOMEHOW ADDED THEIR PRECIOUS 2SENSE (OR NON-SENSE) TO THE DELIGHT OF
THE HUMAN RACE.
1st AWARD WINNER--TO DOMINIC BARBER,ESQ., FOR HIS BELIEF THAT MRS. SCHULER WAS KILLED BECAUSE
EVERYBODY ON THE FREEWAY WAS DRIVING THE WRONG DIRECTION.
2nd AWARD WINNER--TO THE SEPARATED GOSSELIN SPOUSES, FOR SHOWING HOW TWO BLAND AND FLATLINED
PERSONALITIES, WITHOUT GQ OR VANITY FAIR'S HELP, CAN HAVE CHILDREN WHEN THEIR PARENTS DIDN'T.
3rd AWARD WINNER--TO OUR FAVORITE TRAVELOR,HILLARY CLINTON,FOR TAKING OFF THOSE LOVELY EARPLUGS
AND ATTEMPTING, IN HER POWDER BLUE "SHMATTA" THAT SHE GOT ON LINE FROM PEE WEE HERMAN'S HOUSE
OF COUTURE, TO TRY AND GETOFF HER CHAIR. DOES HILLARY HAVE ANY HANDLERS? OR HAVE THEY ALL LEFT TO
JOIN THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE BECOME MICHAEL JACKSON'S SPERM DONORS?
4th AWARD WINNER--TO JANE-VELLEZ MITCHELL, WHO I HIGHLY RESPECT AND ADMIRE, FOR BEING ON
CNN AND HLN AT THE SAME TIME. AS AN ATTORNEY, I COULD NEVER BE IN TWO COURTROMS AT THE SAME TIME,
BUT SOMEHOW THIS LOVELY AND TALENTED LAWYER, JANE VELLEZ-MITCHELL, HAS SHOWN WHAT A BRILLIANT
ARTIST SHE IS.
WELL THAT'S ABOUT ALL I HAVE TIME TO SAY TODAY. FOR YOU WHO DID NOT "WYNN" THE "BLOG-MITZFA"
AWARD TODAY, KEEP OPENING YOUR MOUTHS, YOU MAY BE NEXT. MARSHALL BITKOWER
MY BLOG-MITZFA AWARDS
LADIES,GENTLEMEN,BOYS,GIRLS AND THE UNDECIDED. IT IS MY HONOR & PRIVILEGE TO PRESENT
MY FIRST BLOG-MITZFA AWARDS, TO THOSE THAT THINK THEY HAVE SOMETHING OF VALUE. OR THINK
THAT THEY HAVE SOMEHOW ADDED THEIR PRECIOUS 2SENSE (OR NON-SENSE) TO THE DELIGHT OF
THE HUMAN RACE.
1st AWARD WINNER--TO DOMINIC BARBER,ESQ., FOR HIS BELIEF THAT MRS. SCHULER WAS KILLED BECAUSE
EVERYBODY ON THE FREEWAY WAS DRIVING THE WRONG DIRECTION.
2nd AWARD WINNER--TO THE SEPARATED GOSSELIN SPOUSES, FOR SHOWING HOW TWO BLAND AND FLATLINED
PERSONALITIES, WITHOUT GQ OR VANITY FAIR'S HELP, CAN HAVE CHILDREN WHEN THEIR PARENTS DIDN'T.
3rd AWARD WINNER--TO OUR FAVORITE TRAVELOR,HILLARY CLINTON,FOR TAKING OFF THOSE LOVELY EARPLUGS
AND ATTEMPTING, IN HER POWDER BLUE "SHMATTA" THAT SHE GOT ON LINE FROM PEE WEE HERMAN'S HOUSE
OF COUTURE, TO TRY AND GETOFF HER CHAIR. DOES HILLARY HAVE ANY HANDLERS? OR HAVE THEY ALL LEFT TO
JOIN THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE BECOME MICHAEL JACKSON'S SPERM DONORS?
4th AWARD WINNER--TO JANE-VELLEZ MITCHELL, WHO I HIGHLY RESPECT AND ADMIRE, FOR BEING ON
CNN AND HLN AT THE SAME TIME. AS AN ATTORNEY, I COULD NEVER BE IN TWO COURTROMS AT THE SAME TIME,
BUT SOMEHOW THIS LOVELY AND TALENTED LAWYER, JANE VELLEZ-MITCHELL, HAS SHOWN WHAT A BRILLIANT
ARTIST SHE IS.
WELL THAT'S ABOUT ALL I HAVE TIME TO SAY TODAY. FOR YOU WHO DID NOT "WYNN" THE "BLOG-MITZFA"
AWARD TODAY, KEEP OPENING YOUR MOUTHS, YOU MAY BE NEXT. MARSHALL BITKOWER
MY FIRST BLOG-MITZFA AWARDS, TO THOSE THAT THINK THEY HAVE SOMETHING OF VALUE. OR THINK
THAT THEY HAVE SOMEHOW ADDED THEIR PRECIOUS 2SENSE (OR NON-SENSE) TO THE DELIGHT OF
THE HUMAN RACE.
1st AWARD WINNER--TO DOMINIC BARBER,ESQ., FOR HIS BELIEF THAT MRS. SCHULER WAS KILLED BECAUSE
EVERYBODY ON THE FREEWAY WAS DRIVING THE WRONG DIRECTION.
2nd AWARD WINNER--TO THE SEPARATED GOSSELIN SPOUSES, FOR SHOWING HOW TWO BLAND AND FLATLINED
PERSONALITIES, WITHOUT GQ OR VANITY FAIR'S HELP, CAN HAVE CHILDREN WHEN THEIR PARENTS DIDN'T.
3rd AWARD WINNER--TO OUR FAVORITE TRAVELOR,HILLARY CLINTON,FOR TAKING OFF THOSE LOVELY EARPLUGS
AND ATTEMPTING, IN HER POWDER BLUE "SHMATTA" THAT SHE GOT ON LINE FROM PEE WEE HERMAN'S HOUSE
OF COUTURE, TO TRY AND GETOFF HER CHAIR. DOES HILLARY HAVE ANY HANDLERS? OR HAVE THEY ALL LEFT TO
JOIN THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE BECOME MICHAEL JACKSON'S SPERM DONORS?
4th AWARD WINNER--TO JANE-VELLEZ MITCHELL, WHO I HIGHLY RESPECT AND ADMIRE, FOR BEING ON
CNN AND HLN AT THE SAME TIME. AS AN ATTORNEY, I COULD NEVER BE IN TWO COURTROMS AT THE SAME TIME,
BUT SOMEHOW THIS LOVELY AND TALENTED LAWYER, JANE VELLEZ-MITCHELL, HAS SHOWN WHAT A BRILLIANT
ARTIST SHE IS.
WELL THAT'S ABOUT ALL I HAVE TIME TO SAY TODAY. FOR YOU WHO DID NOT "WYNN" THE "BLOG-MITZFA"
AWARD TODAY, KEEP OPENING YOUR MOUTHS, YOU MAY BE NEXT. MARSHALL BITKOWER
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