DON'T TELL THE FIRST LADY OR MICHELLE, BUTT FOR CHRISTMAS, SHE WILL RECIEVE OBOMBA'S " STIMULOUS PKG"

Yes itz that time again in Washington D & C, for all Politicians, including their girlfriends or boyfriends (or both), plus their spouses, to start singing "Jingle Balls" That is because the only

bells you hear in Vashington, are when you want your waiter,cook,made(Can you dig it?),etc

to come to your table or undertable and bring their "Goodies"

In fact, or knot in fact, these "Goodies" have never been "Oldies" Ask Dr. Oz, about this,

when he gets back from "The Emerald City" By the way, does Dorothy still have a little

Totetow?

Kelsey Grammar, is Back in the Saddle, again. Kelsey, isn't that a "tissue?" will be returning

to playing a psychiatryst, in the New Series, "Dr. Crane, Beverly Hills Shrink, to the Bitch and

Famous. His co-star will be, Jennifer Tilly, who will be his Sweet-mate, Dr. Upity. You've seen

her in many movies, some that were even commercial.

You've heard the phrase, everything old is new, again? Well AARP Films (not x-rays)

will be producing a series for HBO, about senior action stars, who come back from

Rumania, Asia,Bulgaria,Italy,Hugoslavia , Rehab. and Northridge. These Geritol Giants

include Steven Segall, Jean Claude Van Damp, Westlee Snipes, B.B. King and Betty White.

The Executive Producers are Sty Stalone and Judge Judy. You may not know this butt,

Judge Judy was once Miss Yonkers, in the Ms. America Contest. She placed Fifth, in the

"Amendments"

Well thatz how I see it and for all of yous that remember, "The Green Hornet" is still a virgin.

LET IT ALL OUT, OLD TABOOZE ARE GONE AND WHAT EWE GOT, AIN'T ENOUGH, GET IT LONGER,BIGGER,WIDER AND LASTS LONGER.

PLAYTEX ( as where the "Bush" is now) now has women on T.V., saying she likes to keep
her "Two Puppies" happy. I've tried to do that four years. I won't "milk" it, so that's enough
to say, on that subject ( and I like being on that subject) With those co mercials running, I
now know why they call it , "The Boob Tube".

When I was a wittle bitty baby and my mama would rock me in a craddle, I assumed that
"Tampoons", were wen a giant title-wave, rushed onto land, from the sea. I believe it gave
birth to a male and it was called a "sea son"

Victoria Secret, which she will nevar admit, is making Bra"s, witch will boost the "Puppies"
to two cups larger. When will men's underwhere, do the same thing? I understand that
you must wash them in "Hard" water. (bada-bing, which ain't no Crosby)

Top women's jeans, will now include built in pouch's, to store sanitary napkins.

Male enhancements are flooding the market. Viagra, those cute little blue pills, can now
make you a "stand-up" guy, for real. Ciealos, not the singer from La Scala, "comes" in two
varieties. One will last for a few hours and one will last 72 hours. They advertize that when
the time is right, to me the time was always right
The disclaymer on the package ( a "Fraudian Slip", if I ever heard one) states, "if you have
an errection over 4hrs., you should call your doctor. "For what", to thank him?

K-Y Jelley, now is made for a man and a woman.( what do same sex people use?)
I don't want to "rub" you the wrong way, butt do you get "Man Boobs" from men using
women(s)?

Yesturday, I saw a spot( ha, ha) for "The Mini Vibrator" Is that what "Austin Powers" uses?
I'm laying in wait, for the "regular" or "King Size", to "come" out. Woodn't you?

One day, there will be "Depends" in every Starbucks, Coffee Bean and Bus bench's
throughout the free world. Other countries may have a "yourining" to have them,
butt those countries are too busy reading "Vana Whites" biography, "Vowel Movement"

My name is Marshall Bitkower and this is my opinion and "Traffic Ticket Attornies", are
knot pursued by the DEA.