Tuesday, June 30, 2009

IS MICHAEL JACKSON LAUGHING?

THE MICHAEL JACKSON CIRCUS OF LOONIES IS STILL TOURING. TODAY'S SPECIALS

ARE- THE WILL'S IN?/JOE IS OUT! MICHAEL MUST BE LAUGHING AT THE

"GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH" THAT HAS BEEN SOLD OUT ALL OVER THE WORLD.



FIRST ON THE TABLE IS AN ALLEGED WILL AND TRUST FROM 2002.

SECOND COURSE ON OUR MENU IS JOE'S OUT. IT SEEMS NOBODY WANTS JOE

BECAUSE HE DOES'NT LIVE AT THE ENCINO COMPOUND. WHERE HAS HE BEEN?

HAS HE,BESIDES BUYING BLACK SHIRTS, BEEN TAKING MOONWALK LESSONS?



WILL HE SIGN HIMSELF TO HIS NEW RECORD LABEL? IS HIS FIRST RECORD

CALLED "speak softly,but carry a BIG STICK?" HE RAISED MICHAEL SINGING

THAT SONG.



THE THIRD COURSE IS(SADDLY)WHO GETS THE KIDS AND WHO ARE THE KIDS?

THIS COURSE SHOULD NOT BE ON ANY MENU. MICHAEL WAS NEVER ALLOWED

TO GROW UP OR HAVE A NORMAL LIFE, AS CHILDREN MUST HAVE!



THE THREE CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE PART OF THIS CIRCUS.

DON'T ANY OF THESE "CLOWNS" KNOW THAT?



THE MAIN COURSE IS NOW BEING SERVED. IT IS A TYPE OF STEW, WITH ALL

THE RIGHT INGREEDINTS. THESE INCLUDE A DEBBIE,OF ROWE,ROWE,ROWE

YOUR BOAT FAME. SHE MAYBE OR NOT BE THE BIOLOGICAL MOTHER OF TWO

JACKSON CHILDREN. WE HAVE A THIRD CHILD NAMED"BLANKET" WHO'S MOTHER

IS UNKNOWN ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE. WAS SHE THERE WHEN BLANKET WAS

BORN? YOU MUST ADMIT WHOEVER NAMED A NEW BORN CHILD "BLANKET"

WAS PROBABLY NAMED "BASKET",AS IN "BASKET CASE"

THE NEXT INGREEDIANT'S ARE WEASEL JUICE, DROPS OF OPPORTUNITY PLANTS,

AND PUREE OF FINGERS, WHO ALL SEEM TO POINT TO ONE ANOTHER.



I AM QUITE SURE SOME CEREAL MAKER WILL MARKET IT. IT WILL HAVE A

PICTURE OF MICHAEL JACKSON ON IT. IT WILL BE CALLED "DEMEROL"

THE CEREAL THAT "SNAPS,CRACKELS AND STOPS.



SUDDENLY THIS MEAL MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT.



I WOULDN'T EVEN SEND IT TO THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES. WHERE IT SHOULD BE

IS IN THE COMIC BOOKS, WHERE ALL THE PLAYERS WERE CREATED.





THIS IS ONLY MY OPINION. I'M SURE THOSE FOUL CREATURES INVOLVED

HAVE THEIR OWN OPIUM.

MARSHALL

Monday, June 29, 2009

WHAT/WHOKILLEDMICHAELJACKSON?

THE ANSWER IS BOTH. THE MICHAEL JACKSON HIT SQUAD KNEW HE WAS ON A
COLLISION COURSE, WITH DEATH THE FINAL STOP. IN LAW WE CALL IT
FORESEEABLE CONSEQUENCES. IT WAS THE LEGAL RESPONSABILITY OF HIS
"ALLEGED" CAREGIVERS,YES MEN, TO USE SOUND JUDGEMENT IN PROTECTING
THE HEALTH AND WELFARE OF MICHAEL. NOT THE MEN OR CORPORATE DRUG
DEALERS WHO SIGNED THEIR CHECKS.

ANY ONE WITH A BRAIN SHOULD OF BEEN AWARE OF THE FRAILITY OF MICHAEL.
HIS WEIGHT DETERIORIZED TO 125LBS. THE "MORAN'S" SURROUNDIG HIM WERE
BLIND WITH GREED. IF THEIR IQ WAS ABOVE 65, THEY WOULD OF SOUGHT PROPER
MEDICAL CARE, BY MEDICAL PEOPLE WHO COULD DEAL WITH THIS WALKING
SKELTON,ASSUMING THAT IN HIS LAST DAYS HE COULD WALK!

WAS IT THE PUBLIC WHO WANTED MICHAEL TO PERFORM INFORMED OF HIS
TRUE STATE OF HEALTH? NO ONE WANTED TO SEE A FRAIL,GHOSTLY VERSION
MICHAEL, IN A DRUG HAZE ATTEMPT TO PERFORM. WOULD THE GREEDY PEOPLE
WHO SURROUNDED HIM INTENDING TO PUT HIM INTO A WHEELCHAIR AND TRUST
HIM IN FRONT OF HIS BILLIONS OF FANS?

DID WE HIS FANS HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE THAT MICHAEL'S LIGHT WAS
"FLICKERING?" AS ELTON JOHN SAID, THIS "WAS A CANDLE IN THE WIND"

WE ALL REMEMBER "THE MAGIC" THAT MICHAEL JACKSON BROUGHT US.
LET THOSE THAT TOOK THIS AWAY, BE PUNISHED FOR DESTROYING THAT MAGIC.

AS A FORMER DEPUTY DISTRICT ATTORNY, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE ANYONE WHO
CONSPIRED WITH THE ALL MIGHTY DOLLAR TO ALLOW MICHAEL TO DIE, TO BE
PUNISHED. THESE ACTS WERE TRUE ACTS OF CHILD ENDANGERMENT!

MARSHALL BITKOWER

Friday, June 26, 2009

Welcome to Monday Morning Lawyer

Nobody likes a "Monday Morning Quarterback," but sometimes the best opportunity to learn is when you're laying face down in a "result" that could have been better.

I have been a practicing attorney for 38 years having started in the Los Angeles City Attorney's Criminal Division, then the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office and after that have spent my career in criminal defense and person injury and plaintiff law.

Part of the job of a good attorney is to build a vigorous case for your client and to do that you often have to see things that others can't see that can tip the case in your client's favor.

This blog will be an occasional commentary on cases in the the news and pointing out what attorneys on either side "shoulda, coulda but didn't" do that may have made a difference in the outcome.

Please do not use this as something to criticize your lawyer (or yourself if you are the lawyer), but as a blog to help us all learn to be more effective in practicing law for the benefit of our clients.

Welcome aboard.

Marshall

marshall@marshallbitkower.com