THE "COCKTAIL" IS A NEW RESTAURANT, NOT A TOM CRUISE MOVIE

This week, the new restaurant, "Cocktail" opened in "Tinsel Town"
It is owned,"operated" and managed by the "Michael Jackson Alumni Of DOCTORS ASS-OCIAN"
The " Mend You" includes a variety of colorful assorted "triple script" ingreed eints from different states.

The process of addatives was derived from a "Combination" of the PDR and the various "Donald Ducks" (QUACKS) who
have a Medical License or as James Bond would say, A License To Kill" Each "special multi colored little spices" would
add many different flavors to the "mix" and would be introduced at the favorite watering hole, "The IVY" of Hollywood Stars.

You know the famous stars who frequent this site. Such well known "Cell-a-brits as "Pluto" people from Mars" the Proctologists
from "Ur-anus", the men from "Saturn"( not car dealers) and well known "Shooting Stars"

The Mend YOU

1. The "Mickey"Fine, the television show "Alias" was "Shot here" I understand that the people behind " Entourage" also
had arrangements to come here. Some were so stupid, that they were nicknamed the "Dopes"

2. The " Arnold Klein", a dish which would have at least five different names. Each would be surrounded by different charts,
even if the dish had different names,it would be the same resulting item. Wait till "Chef Boyordee" finds out about this.

3.The "Bloody Merry" Can you "Dig It?"

4. The "Shirley Temple" no alchohol, but secret ingreed eints created by Chef Glasscom and Welcome"

5. The "Ivy Leaguer" After it's installed, you let it sit for up to three hours. This gives you time to use your cell phone,
tell people to move items from storage areas, "cook up" an overly extended CPR and hire a "Lighting Director" for your
appearence on a "You Tube" Promo for the new edition of "To Tell The Truth" Now you know why it's called "The Boob Tube"

I could "Tale" you more, but we have time, after all they got "Three to Life" to finish their "Script"

My name is Marshall Bitkower and that's my problem, knot yours.

"CONRAT MURRAY'S NO HILTON,MORE LIKE A "PILLTON"

Finally after waitting more time then flying to ARGENTINA and returning to your wife and four children, The Los ANGELES
Coroner has determined that Michael Jackson's death was a "Homicide" (not like "Humaside" which is eating too much 'HUMAS')

WOWY WOW WOW, what a surprise. I have not been so startled since Sarah Palin admitted that she lost her birth-control
pills when" Miami Vice" was cancelled and believing that "Withdrawing" was something Pain-ters do.

There is now Medical and Scientific Evidence that our cuddlely "Connie" was injecting Michael Jackson with drugs that he
had got from everybody who wanted Michael to finally get a "GOOD KNIGHT'S SLEEP" Too bad it was the sleep of his lifetime"

When I was going to Law School, we were taught the "Shot Gun" method of dealing with a problem. This is where you throw in every
issue you can think of. Here our "cute widdle chef" Conrad did the same thing. The problem was he thought he was cooking
at the "IVY". (Think about it)

Michael had so many sedatives in him that he could litterally "Sleep With The Fish's"

I am sure that Hollywood would soon be knocking on Murray's door. The problem would be that 'Conrat' could not open the door,
since it would be locked. The William Morris End-dever Agency would ,I am sure, sign him up.

They will remake "The Birdman Of Alkatraz" starring Murray and Al Pacino, as the "BIRD"
They next will re-do 'DR. DO-LITTLE', with Murray and DR Kervorkian.
Finally they will "Shoot","The Pilledelphia Story" Maybe even an Acadamy Award for his stirring " PERFORMANCE"
in the new version of "The Story of the PDR"

Well that's my opinion and I am MARSHALL BITKOWER

" MY BLOG-MITZFA AWARDS" ( 2 ),BET YOU COULDN'T WAIT

Hear Yee,Hear Yee,whatever that means, it's that tyme again that all you men,women,
undecided,boys,girls,Space Cadets and fans of re-runs of Cecil and Beanie, have been
waitting for ( not to be confused with "waitting on tables")

Now isn't that a stupid thing to say? You could wait for cab, your next conquest,your cup
of coffee, but how in "The Hell", do you wait on a table? Do tables wait for you? Does to
wait on a table, must you standon top of it?

Now it's time for "MY BLOG-MITZA AWARDS TWO.

1st Award to "The Burial Dates For Michael Jackson" Did the Jackson Family use
William Shatner to plan the funeral? Since it has been changed 3x's, did Captain Kirk
charge for rebooking? Will AEG video each cancellation of Burial Dates? Yes this "hole"
thing is my No 1 "Pick", although it sounds more like No. 2

2nd Award goes to Mr. Tom Ridge, the former Secratary of Homeland Security.
Tom has stated that the Intelligence Community of the Bush Administration had a close
link with Politics. This was in spite of the fact that President BUSH has said that his Politics
had "nothing to do with intelligence" Mr. Ridge has said there was a Politcization under
President Bush. I didn't think there was anything under his Bush.

3rd. Award goes to Ms. Lisa Bloom, for being the only "Show Biz Maven" that has both
Intelligence, Beauty,Charm and a Law Degree. Her mom must be very proud of her daughter. I've always thought Gloria Allright is a Terrific Warrior for the "Underdog"

4th and final "BLOG MITZFA" AWARD goes to everybody's "Sunny Boy", George Hamilton.
A new film "My One and Only" has just previewed, based upon George's relationship with
his mother. It's kinda like "Auntie Mame and her Golden Boy" George Hamilton might be
compared to Ed Sullivan in as much as you don't know what he does, but he's very suck sessfull
at what he does. The difference is that Ed Sullivan was a great newspaper man and he became an American Statesman. George Hamilton dated "Linda Bird Johnson" No further comment.

I know this is a short list, but next week's winners have just commenced their understanding that "General Franco" is still dead along with the "Land Shark" thank you "Lorne Michaels"
No Not Guy from "BONANZA"

That is my opinion, I"m MARSHALL BITKOWER AND YOU'RE KNOT.

DR. MURRAY AIN'T NO "MARCUS WELBY",MORE LIKE "UN-WELLBY"

Did any one catch Dr.Conrad Murray(now that's funny)on YOU TUBE? It looked like a
screen test from the Jim Carey movie, "Liar,Liar" Could Murray become the star of the
sequel "Liar,Liar,Murray's pants are on fire" I was Asstonished by the beautiful way
the DOC-U -DRAMA was presented. How could anyone think that this soft spoken
person, who made no comments about the loss of the ICONIC MICHAEL JACKSON,
nor the loss to his beloved family, could of ever done such a shameful act.

I wonder where this beautiful video was filmed? Since law enforcement nor the media
has any idea where "Connie" has secluded himself. It could be that he is hiding with
"Oh Sadem Been Louden" and they are busy reHearse-ing for a new song & dance duo.

Perhaps they could audition for "DANCING WITH THE SCARS" OR "EXTREME MADE-OVERS"

If they wanted to become a trio, maybe they should add CHARLES MANSON to their tour,
after all Manson is a real cut-up!

I hope "CONNIE MURRAY", does not believe I am needling him, after all he was doing
the "NEEDLE_ING". Perhaps this doc-tured mess could all be a resonable mistake.Maybe
Murray was in a hurray and thought "IV" was the Roman number four. Perhaps his traveling
medicine show listed various drugs with Roman numbers. Such examples could of been marked, as 1 demeral 11 zan-x 111 oxy-moran 1v proper-caine,etc.

Perhaps Hollywood will be calling. Imagine "The Terminator meets Dr. Exterminator"
"Conrad meets Jayson" or the tragic events in "PANIC IN NEEDLE PARK"

I am MARSHALL BITKOWER and this is my opinion.

ASHLEY MADISON IS NO DOLLY MADISON

DOOLY MADISON was the First Lady(or maybe not)of President JAMES MADISON. In later years she was
famous for making cupcakes. Now her cousin,Asshley Madison,is also offering "cupcakes" and Dough Boys to
those who are in a relationship(married or involved) By entering into a new relaysionship,that is when your "cup" or your inners
are only half filled and you want to " thrust"yourselves into something new.Like a side dish, to your usual platter,then you are
a candidate for joining ASSHLEY MADISON.


I think this is a great idea, you could have your "cake" and eat it without remorse and constant" dickering" back& forth.

Think of the fabulous "off-spring" that could evolve from this" ground skaking" end-ever.

ASSHLEY MADISON'S DOUBLE-ENTANTREES, for those who want to"Double Down"

ASSHLEY'S MADISON'S MEN'S GUIDE,for those who want to "get a head",in their chosen course"

A.M.'S WOMEN'S TOWELL USE, FOR "SLIPPERY SLOPES" THE LOVER'S HAND-BOOK, for explosions & implosions.

And my favorite Asshley Madisons allman-act, for Miss(or Mr,)informing your spouse, that you needed time alone
for sorting out your "affairs"

My name is MARSHALL BITKOWER, and that is my opinion of that old saying,"those who don't lay together,usually stray two gether"

SQUEAKY"S OUT AND BERNIE MADE-OFF IS IN!

Well that little imp & millitary Ms.Nomer Sqeeky Frome(rhymes with throme) is released from prison.
Squeaky is that little vamp that attempted to shoot President Gerald Ford. It seems their was nothing in
her gun's chamber. Why not? There was nothing in Ford's chamber,either.

NOW THE "REALLY,REALLY BIG NEWS. BERNARD MADE-OFF IS IN THE FEDERAL POKEY.

Yes our own little wascal, Bernard Made-off, is now behind bars, in North Carolina. Mr.Allen Ellis, the Federal Sentencing Attorney
has placed our little Bernie in, what Ellis says "is the Crown Jewell of the Federal Prisons. Well "Golly Gee", the Crown Jewell, our
little Pension Thief & Destroyer of the Elderly's savings, certainly must of pulled some strings(purse strings) to land in a Five Star Resort
Prison. Mr. Ellis also said this haven for white collar criminals(WCC) looks and feels like a "college campus"

The actual name of this "Plantation for Gonnifs" is called "Butner Federal Prison"( or BFP) It is also called"The Mint Jullop Joint"

When our little Bernie went to this vacation home, he had 35watch's. Now instead of watching time, he's doing it.
I also understand Bernie's wittle boat, the 70ft. yacht, named "The Bull"( which is only half the name) will be auctioned
off by the Federal Govt. The estimated value is 2.2million. I have a great idea, why can't we use it as a Floating Prison?
With all the WCC's to soon be entering like resorts in the Federal Club System(FCS) the oncoming "Guestioners"(Guest/prisoners)
could bounty up some of their rightfully-gained income and antie up $150,000 per year, plus the costs of delivery for all meals from
Morton's,Spago,Lawry's,Maestro's Steak House or Jerry's deli's, and a 25% service charge for the Cullinary Air Pilots and The Flying Chefs Inc

This would be an escape proof prison. This is because where are they going to escape to? All left overs would be throne overboat. This would assure
that the Sharks(not Lawyers) who follow, would always be around.

There could be classes taught the "Guestioners". The classes could be "Monopoly Advance", "Keno for Insuance Fraud", "Dialing For Counterfeit Dollars"
Shuttlecock For Begginers( no comment), "Put the Tail on The Snitch"s" and the all time Fun Time Champion of the "Royal Seas", "DOUBLE JEOPARDY"

THE FASHION NEWS FOR TODAY AND WHAT'S HAPPENING IS-------------------Bernie Madeoff wore a "blue jump suit" today in The Prison Patio,
I believe it is called "The Hillary!"

That's the NEWS as I Percieve it and That's My Opinion, Yours Truly, MARSHALL BITKOWER

MY BLOG-MITZFA AWARDS

LADIES,GENTLEMEN,BOYS,GIRLS AND THE UNDECIDED. IT IS MY HONOR & PRIVILEGE TO PRESENT
MY FIRST BLOG-MITZFA AWARDS, TO THOSE THAT THINK THEY HAVE SOMETHING OF VALUE. OR THINK
THAT THEY HAVE SOMEHOW ADDED THEIR PRECIOUS 2SENSE (OR NON-SENSE) TO THE DELIGHT OF
THE HUMAN RACE.

1st AWARD WINNER--TO DOMINIC BARBER,ESQ., FOR HIS BELIEF THAT MRS. SCHULER WAS KILLED BECAUSE
EVERYBODY ON THE FREEWAY WAS DRIVING THE WRONG DIRECTION.

2nd AWARD WINNER--TO THE SEPARATED GOSSELIN SPOUSES, FOR SHOWING HOW TWO BLAND AND FLATLINED
PERSONALITIES, WITHOUT GQ OR VANITY FAIR'S HELP, CAN HAVE CHILDREN WHEN THEIR PARENTS DIDN'T.

3rd AWARD WINNER--TO OUR FAVORITE TRAVELOR,HILLARY CLINTON,FOR TAKING OFF THOSE LOVELY EARPLUGS
AND ATTEMPTING, IN HER POWDER BLUE "SHMATTA" THAT SHE GOT ON LINE FROM PEE WEE HERMAN'S HOUSE
OF COUTURE, TO TRY AND GETOFF HER CHAIR. DOES HILLARY HAVE ANY HANDLERS? OR HAVE THEY ALL LEFT TO
JOIN THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE BECOME MICHAEL JACKSON'S SPERM DONORS?

4th AWARD WINNER--TO JANE-VELLEZ MITCHELL, WHO I HIGHLY RESPECT AND ADMIRE, FOR BEING ON
CNN AND HLN AT THE SAME TIME. AS AN ATTORNEY, I COULD NEVER BE IN TWO COURTROMS AT THE SAME TIME,
BUT SOMEHOW THIS LOVELY AND TALENTED LAWYER, JANE VELLEZ-MITCHELL, HAS SHOWN WHAT A BRILLIANT
ARTIST SHE IS.

WELL THAT'S ABOUT ALL I HAVE TIME TO SAY TODAY. FOR YOU WHO DID NOT "WYNN" THE "BLOG-MITZFA"
AWARD TODAY, KEEP OPENING YOUR MOUTHS, YOU MAY BE NEXT. MARSHALL BITKOWER

MY BLOG-MITZFA AWARDS

LADIES,GENTLEMEN,BOYS,GIRLS AND THE UNDECIDED. IT IS MY HONOR & PRIVILEGE TO PRESENT
MY FIRST BLOG-MITZFA AWARDS, TO THOSE THAT THINK THEY HAVE SOMETHING OF VALUE. OR THINK
THAT THEY HAVE SOMEHOW ADDED THEIR PRECIOUS 2SENSE (OR NON-SENSE) TO THE DELIGHT OF
THE HUMAN RACE.

1st AWARD WINNER--TO DOMINIC BARBER,ESQ., FOR HIS BELIEF THAT MRS. SCHULER WAS KILLED BECAUSE
EVERYBODY ON THE FREEWAY WAS DRIVING THE WRONG DIRECTION.

2nd AWARD WINNER--TO THE SEPARATED GOSSELIN SPOUSES, FOR SHOWING HOW TWO BLAND AND FLATLINED
PERSONALITIES, WITHOUT GQ OR VANITY FAIR'S HELP, CAN HAVE CHILDREN WHEN THEIR PARENTS DIDN'T.

3rd AWARD WINNER--TO OUR FAVORITE TRAVELOR,HILLARY CLINTON,FOR TAKING OFF THOSE LOVELY EARPLUGS
AND ATTEMPTING, IN HER POWDER BLUE "SHMATTA" THAT SHE GOT ON LINE FROM PEE WEE HERMAN'S HOUSE
OF COUTURE, TO TRY AND GETOFF HER CHAIR. DOES HILLARY HAVE ANY HANDLERS? OR HAVE THEY ALL LEFT TO
JOIN THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE BECOME MICHAEL JACKSON'S SPERM DONORS?

4th AWARD WINNER--TO JANE-VELLEZ MITCHELL, WHO I HIGHLY RESPECT AND ADMIRE, FOR BEING ON
CNN AND HLN AT THE SAME TIME. AS AN ATTORNEY, I COULD NEVER BE IN TWO COURTROMS AT THE SAME TIME,
BUT SOMEHOW THIS LOVELY AND TALENTED LAWYER, JANE VELLEZ-MITCHELL, HAS SHOWN WHAT A BRILLIANT
ARTIST SHE IS.

WELL THAT'S ABOUT ALL I HAVE TIME TO SAY TODAY. FOR YOU WHO DID NOT "WYNN" THE "BLOG-MITZFA"
AWARD TODAY, KEEP OPENING YOUR MOUTHS, YOU MAY BE NEXT. MARSHALL BITKOWER

PAULA ABDUL HIRES BILL CLINTON TO NEGOIATE

FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! PAULA ABDUL HAS HIRED BILL CLINTON TO NEGOIATE HER
PAY HIKE WITH AMERICAN IDOL PRODUCERS. BILL HAS SAID HE WENT TO NORTH
KOREA AS A DRESS REHEARSAL( GET THE HINT HILLARY?) AND NOW ALL HIS CHARM,
WIT AND PRODDING, WILL BE AIMED AT THE TIGHT-ASSES WHO CONTROL THIS
FUTURE LIFELESS SHOW, AS IT WILL BECOME IF "AMERICA'S SWEERHEART " OF THE
AIRWAVES DOES NOT RETURN TO HER RIGHTFUL THRONE AS MAKING "SIMON "LAGREE" COW-ELL LOOK MORE PERPLEXED THAN HE USUALLY LOOKS.

PAULA HAS SCORED A COO IN HAVING BILL CLINTON, A MAN WHO GETS HIS AFFAIRS
IN ORDER, TO TACKLE MR."MUNDANE"OF THE V-NECK,PEEK A BOO, NAVEL T-SHIRT.

SINCE MR.SOUR-DOUGH COWELL IS TO GET 45MILLION PER YEAR AND THE MULTI
TALENTED SHOWMAN,RYAN SEACREST IS TO GET 15MILLION PER YEAR, IT SEEMS
LOGICAL AND REASONABLE FOR PAULA TO RECIEVE WHAT THE "BIG BOYS"RECIEVE.
AFTER ALL ,WE ALL TUNE IN TO SEE/HEAR WHAT PAULA WILL DO NEXT.

I KNOW HOW KEEN BILL CLINTON IS IN HANDLING WOMEN. IN PAULA'S CASE,
SHE SHOULD BE PAID SOMEWHERE BETWEEN WHAT SIMON AND RYAN GET PAID.

WE KNOW THAT BILL CLINTON HAS A MAGIC WAND. SO IT'S NOW, GO BILL GO.
AMERICA IS COUNTING ON YOU.

THIS IS MY OPINION ON WHAT PAULA SHOULD GET. AMERICAN'S UNITE OR NO
"AMERICAN IDOL"TONIGHT. HAVE A PLEASANT DAY.

MARSHALL BITKOWER

OK "HILLARY" PUT AWAY YOUR "ARTILLARY"

DID MOUNT :HILLARY"EXPLODE TODAY? IT SEEMS OUR SECTRETARY OF STATE
AND MS. PANT-SUIT OF 1967, WAS SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED, BECAUSE HER HUSBAND,
CERTAINLY NOT HER SIGNIFICANT OTHER, HAS THE SPOTLIGHT ON HIM.

COME ON NOW HILLARY, SO WHAT IF YOUR BILL(BILL OF RIGHTS OR BILL OF WRONGS?") HAS SHOWN THE WORLD WHAT A GREAT STATESMAN HE TRULY IS.
EVEN HIS "PANTS-SUIT" IS NEAT AND UP TO DATE. HIS COLORS ARE CLASSY,
NOT CRASSY.

BY THE WAY MS.VOLCANO, THE JET PLANE USED BY PRESIDENT CLINTON, WAS
DONATED BY MR. STEVEN BING. MR. BING, A VERY WEALTHY MAN AND SEED DONER,
IS WELL USED TO THE SPOTLIGHT ON HIM AND HIS EXPLOITS WITH THE LADIES.

I FIND IT QUITE AMUSING THAT THE FRIENLY SKIES CAN NOW PROCLAIM,
THAT THE "BILL/BING" DIPLOMATIC AIRLINES ARE IN FULL "SWING"

OK HILLARY, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE "THE FLYING PANT-SUIT AIRLINES"

THAT'S MY LOOK AT THE NEWS, MY BEST, MARSHALL

DOESN'T"SOTOMAYOR"SOUND LIKE 'GOLDAMEIR?"

IT WOULD SEEM TO ME THAT OUR NEW UNITED STATES ASSOCIATE JUSTICE,
SONIA SOTOMAYOR, SOUNDS ALOT LIKE "GOLDA MEIR", THE FIRST PRIME
MINISTER OF ISREAL.( ALSO A WOMEN)

BOTH OF THESE STRONG WOMEN CAME FROM MEAGER BACKGROUNDS. BOTH OF THESE WOMEN HAVE THEIR OWN APPROACH AND QUIRKYNESS TOWARDS THEIR DECISIONS. THAT, IN NO WAY, HAS INTERFEARED WITH WHAT THEIR LESSONS
IN LIFE HAVE TAUGHT THEM. SO WHAT IF SONIA SOTOMAYOR IS THE FIRST HISPANIC ON THE UNITED STATES SURPREME COURT. IT IS NOT WHAT SHE IS THAT COUNTS, IT'S WHO SHE IS THAT COUNTS. SURE SONIA SPEAKS HER MIND, ISN'T THAT A FREEDOM GIVEN US IN AMERICA?

IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT THE U.S.S.C. HAD A LITTLE"HOT SAUCE" IN IT. ALL WE'VE HAD IS "BLAND CAFETERIA FOOD" WHEN RUTH BADER GINSBERG WAS APPOINTED TO THE UNITED STATES SURPREME COURT, I WAS HOPING FOR A LITTLE "CHICKEN SOUP" APPROACH TO INTERPRETING THE CONSTITION. AFTER ALL, IT COULDN'T HURT! I WILL NOT MENTION CLARENCE THOMAS, BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE HE WOULD KNOW A TAMALE FROM A "KINNISH"

LET'S GIVE SONIA A ROUSING HAND AND LIKE GOLDA MEIR ONCE SAID"WE NOW HAVE ENOUGH, SO LET'S NOT COMPLAIN OF WHAT WE DON'T HAVE"

I AM MARSHALL BITKOWER AND THAT'S MY OPINION

HEY! HEY! PAULA OR HAS "AMERICAN IDOL BECOME "AMERICAN IDIOT?

HAY! HAY!PAULA, YOUR PERSONA HAS MADE "AMERICAN IDOL" A WORLD POWERHOUSE. YOUR "SHTICK'S" ARE AS MEMORIAL AS GRAUCHO MARX
WAS TO THE "MARX BROS." DO THE PRODUCERS(SIMON COWELL) EXPECT
YOU TO "COWELL" DOWN TO THEIR PETTY MONEY OFFERS?

THE MILLIONS OF VIEWERS TURN INTO THIS SHOW TO SEE THE THE "ANTICS"
OF PAULA. THEY DO NOT WATCH THE SHOW TO SEE RYAN SEACREST'S SPARKLY'
PERSONALITY OR "SIMON CRUEL"S LATEST T-SHIRT. RANDY IS DANDY, KARA
A NICE PERSON,BUT HAS NO PIZZAZZZZ. SIMON ALWAYS CONDUCTS HIMSELF
AS HE HAS CHRONIC CONSTIPATION!! SO WHAT MAKES THIS SHOW A CUT ABOVE
THE AVERAGE TALENT SHOW? IT IS PAULA,PAULA,PAULA.

AFTER THE SHOW IS OVER, WHAT DO WE( THE MILLIONS WHO PUT MILLIONS
INTO SIMON LAGREE'S TIGHT V-NECK T-SHIRTS) TALK ABOUT? WE TALK ABOUT
WHAT PAULA SAID OR SHE WHAT SHE ATTEMPTED TO SAY.

I PREDICT THAT WITHOUT PAULA ON "AMERICAN IDOL" THE SHOW WILL BECOME
THE "TITANIC" OF FOX T.V. AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE "TITANIC"

IF THE MAGIC AURA OF RYAN SEACREST CAN GET $45M FOR HIS NEW THREE YR. CONTRACT, PAULA SHOULD GET THE SAME. AFTER ALL, DO WE THINK AFTER THE
SHOW ABOUT RYAN'S NEW HAIRDO, OR DO WE THINK ABOUT "WHAT DID PAULA SAY
OR WHAT WAS PAULA TRYING TO SAY?"

YOU BE THE JUDGES OF "AMERICAN IDOL" WITH PAULA IT'S THUMBS UP
WITHOUT PAULA IT'S THUMBS DOWN. REMEMBER SIMON CRUEL, IS IT WISE
TO BE PENNEY WISE OR POUND FOOLISH?

THIS IS ONLY MY OPINION, BUT I USED TO WATCH "AMERICAN IDOL"

I REST MY CASE. MARSHALL

WHERE THERE IS A "BILL"THERE IS A WAY

GOOD DAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. I SAY IT'S A GOOD DAY BECAUSE BILL CLINTON, ONCE AGAIN,

HAS SHOWN THE WORLD WHAT A GREAT ASSET BILL CLINTON IS TO HUMANITY. YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY

WHAT A PEACE OF ASS-ET HE TRULY IS. BILL CLINTON HAS DONE WHAT JAMES BOND COULDN'T DO.
REMEMBER WHEN JAMES BOND( PIERCE BROSNAN) HAD TO BREAK OUT OF NORTH KOREA AND TAKE
ONE THERE OWN MILITARY PLANES?

WELL BILL CLINTON JUST FLEW IN, GOT THE GIRLS,( SO WHAT ELSE DID YOU EXPECT?) AND FLEW
BACK TO THE TINSEL TOWN AIRPORT. THE AIRPORT IS IN BURBANK, CAL. YES, BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN BURBANK.

BURBANK IS THE HOME OF DISNEY,NBC,WARNER BROS.,ETC. I COULD JUST 4SEE A NEW REALITY T.V. SHOW
"BILL CLINTON, THE REAL AMERICAN IDOL" THINK OF THE OTHER T.V. SHOWS HE WOULD "SPAWN"

1. BILL CLINTON'S WOMEN WRESTLING CLUB.
2. BILL CLINTON'S BABYLON IN DC.
3. BILL CLINTON'S STAIN REMOVING INFOMERCIAL.
4. BILL CLINTON'S MILE HI CLUB.
5. BILL CLINTON CSI( CHARM,SEDUCE,INDULGE)


YES BILL CLINTON COULD RULE THE AIRWAVES. LOOK OUT JERRY BRUCKHEIMER,
BILL CLINTON IS "THE MAN"

WELL FOLKS THAT'S IT FOR TODAY AND YES MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL DEAD,
AS IS "GENERAL FRANCO"( THINK ABOUT CHEVY CHASE ON SNL)

MARSHALL

NOT TO WORRY, MURRAY'S IN A HURRY!

AREN'T WE ALL GETTING TIRED OF SEEING DR. MURRAY'S SAME PICTURE, OVER&OVER AGAIN?
DOESN'T THE MEDIA HAVE OTHER PICTURES OF HIM? SHIRLEY THERE MUST BE PHOTO'S OF HIM AS A BOY,
A PICTURE FROM HIGH SCHOOL, A PHOTO WITH HIS PARENTS, A GIRL FRIEND, ETC.

HE WAS MARRIED, ISN'T THERE A PICTURE OF HIS EX-WIFE? HOW ABOUT A MEDICAL SCHOOL PICTURE?
A PICTURE OF HIS FIRST 'IV" OR A PICTURE OF HIM WITH HIS FIRST" OXYGEN TANK"?

SINCE THE MEDIA IS ASKING QUESTIONS FROM ANYONE WHOEVER KNEW MICHAEL JACKSON,
WHY HAVE THEY NOT INTERVIEWED MICHAEL'S FORMER "MONKEY". I BET HE COULD REALLY SPILL
THE BEANS ABOUT MICHAEL. I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO "MIRANDIZE" A MONKEY.

SO WHERE IS DR.MURRAY? IS HE STILL IN LAS VEGAS, IN EITHER HIS HOME OR HIS STORAGE AREA?
IS HE DRESSED AS A STRIPPER SO NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE HIM? PERHAPS HE IS WORKING AT "HOOTERS"
OR HANDING OUT FLIERS OF WOMEN WHO ARE PART TIME MEDICAL ASSISTANTS.

PERHAPS DR. MURRAY HAS BEEN TO DR.KLEIN'S OFFICE, FOR SOME PLASTIC SURGERY. MAYBE THAT IS
WHY WE CANNOT SPOT HIM. I SIMPLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY NO ONE HAS FOUND WHERE DR. MURRAY IS HIDING.

MAYBE GERALDO COULD OPEN BARRY GORDY'S CRYPT AND FIND MURRAY INSIDE, TAKING A NICE NAP, WITH AN EMPTY
BOTTLE OF "MILK OF AMNESIA"ON THE FLOOR NEAR HIM. WHY CAN'T THE MEDIA "DIG UP MORE DIRT" ON DR. MURRAY?

PERHAPS THE SOLUTION IN FINDING DR. MURRAY, IS TO HIRE THE RIGHT PEOPLE TO FIND HIM.

I WOULD HIRE THE WRITTER"S OF "MONK", THE" MENTALIST", AND MICHAEL C. HALL, REGIS PHILBIN, MADONNA,
JOHN MC CAIN, STAN LEE, GEN. COLLIN POWELL, THE MARX BROS.( I KNOW THEIR DEAD, BUT THEY'RE STILL FUNNY),
URI GELLER, JODIE FOSTER AND THAT GUY FROM "SIT&SLEEP" TO FORM A POSSE TO FIND DR. MURRAY.

IF IT'S TO BE DONE, THESE PEOPLE CAN DO IT. IF DR. MURRY OR HURRY READS THIS, PLEASE GO TO 6430 SUNSET BLVD.
THAT IS WHERE CNN IS LOCATED. IF YOU FIND THE GUARDS ASLEEP( NATURALLY) PLEASE DON'T NEEDLE THEM.

WELL KIDS, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY OR AS DR. MURRAY WOULD SAY, "THE MORE ENABLERS, THE BETTER THE DEFENSE.