DR. 90210 AND DR. OZ DO "BROAD-WAY" MUSICAL, IT WILL BE CALLED, "PARADOCSYCLE"

Curtain Up, Lite dem lites, they got nutin to do butt relax. Starting here, starting now, Darling( and Darlingala's), Everything's comin up roses or the stems could be tighten., Look in the mirror, what do
you see a new person who used to be me!  Funny your a person who went under, couldn't face
the facts of age. Funny here's that needle again here, the one with the little gage.

In just a few hours, you'll be swollen like a pig, ewe know. But, in a few months you'll be beaming
from ear to ear. I just hope your ears still look like ears, instead of ears of corn. If this comes true, 
you could always, pop your corn. (Bada Bing, Bada Bang)

Will it be a Hit or a miss.  Hopefully if a man let's these two tinseltown Dr. Strangeloves, operate, he won't
turn out to be a "Miss"  ( if dis needs 'splaining, fugett it)

Speaking of Broadway Hits, I hear that the story of "ZaZuPitts" will also be a Musical Xtravaganza.
Funny when I waz growing up, I thought ZaZu, was a fruit, filled with pitts.
And yes Michael Douglas will star in the life story of "Liberachee" Mark Damon will play his lover.
Kinda like "Good Will Hunting meets The Birdcage.  Think of the sequals, "Great Balls Of Fire Island"

Mel Brook's, "Men In Tights, To-To"  The Aunty Murphy bio,"To Hehm and Back"

Well thatz about it, boyz & girls, My name is still Marshall Bitkower and izn't it stupid that
Tiger Woods entered the Masters, when he really wanted to enter(bad choice of words).
Masters And Johnson?

Are Tiger's in the Circus neutered? Well we know of one "Tiger" that needs it.

Remember Mr. Mc Gue? He was a wittle fellow who was very near sighted and never
saw things clearly. Kinda like Dr. Tim Leaey"aura" Well he has come, kinda like Tiger,
out of sexclusion and has changed his name and has converted to Judiesum. He tried to
become a Muslim, but he couldn't stop eating. He looked too much like Budda, to become
a Buddist.

With his converting, he enrolled in a "Circomescission School" Or ass it is called
"Ya,Ya Ya, I go Too Swingin Scho-uuull"  He thought it meant a Swinging Schul"

He soon joined the eye-site impaired fraturnity( named for the grate movie) "From Hear
To Fraternity" The cast included Deborah Kerr, John Kerr, Kermit the frog, Allan Carr, The Cars,
Vickie Carrr, Borris Carloft, The CarrPenters, Chilli Con Carnee, Abe Lassfogel, Bebe Neworth,
Moishe Pipick, Doodles Weaver, The Weavers, Darlene Love, Lovey Arum( of put up your dukes
fame) and Jessee James, who should of died with Billy The Kid.

                        INTERMISSION, not a style of making love!

Ok, so here's the latest from Spinciltown.  Mr. Mc Gue-Stein has become a recognized Moyle,
butt of course he cannot regognize himself.  He has offered his free sevices to Tigerama, who has
"Rammed" alot, especially in Eilot.  This could be the woodsman's salvation.

Of course leftovers would be donated to all that watch, "Nip and Tuck" Or in Tigerland," Nip and Fuck"

This Shirley( #79, on his hit list) could possably save his sliding and slippery(Bada, Bing, Bada BANG)
car-ear. If my brother's dog could go through this, then Tiger should,too.
Would anybody then care about his "short-comings?"

I am still Marshall Bitkower and I'm still wondering if the bride and groom will be wearing
stillettoe heals, at the Cowell Wedding.

I Made a Mistake in my previous blog. Yes me screwed up.

I should of said that Allen's and Reggie's horse, named Dakota, was a palomino.That is because
they are friends with Itrallions.   I hope you understand, cause eyes iz really trying. Marshall

And You Thought Hemingway Wrote "The Son Also Rises" Wrong, don't you know anything about Easter?

Howdy You all, I've been secretly observing the Texas Sceenery, igogneattoe. These Texans do not'
where 10gallon hats, If they did, they would be bigger taen what Sparkletz delivers. I.ve taken a
hi-atez from Jollywood and the "Valley" and have set up shop where the "Yellow Rose of Texas",
had her origin, Not to be confused with my aunt, Rose Shapiro. Yes I am 1/2 a Shapiro.

"Who knew?" there are Jewish people named Shapiro. Marlee Maitland, never told me.
I am now a full fledged member of "The Hill Country Jewish Community Center"
Jewno what is interesting, my new friends, Allen and his lovely wife Reggie, who are from
Brooklyn, along with that tree that grew there, are now living here on a :ranchette"
A ranchette is having 100 acres or less. Of course I was brought up to call it a Renchette.
You see Jewish Cowboys live on a" rench"

Alan and Reggies minnie Ponderosa is 7acres, They have a palomino( named after being
friendly with an Itarallion)  Hey Dino if you will read this, give it to Frank, when you are done
with it)

You know that Sandra Bullock is from Texas. Some person should put barbed wire around
Jessie and his girls( where is Rick Springfield?) public parts and throw them into a heard of
stampeeding horses and buffaloes. It will surely save attorney's fees.( Bada, Bing)

I am petioning for Texas to reapply "Hanging" for all people convicted here of using the word,
"Moseeing along" I believe that Mel Brooks started this movement or was that movement started
in "Blazzing Saddles?"   Speaking of movement, I am glad that Mel Gibsoned latest movie tanked
at the box office. He and OJ should start a club and use the club, on each other!( 2nd. Bada, Bing)

My brother Greg, is a fine musician and has a band called "The Flashbacks" They do songs that
people can enjoy, not the alleged songs that are recorded today, such as "I found my thrills, taking
Britney's pills" Or that new hit, "A shot gun to the head, is better than the greatful dead"

I am still Marshall, or as people refer to me as Marshall the Marshall.

PS- I applied to be a Texas Ranger, there are 108 of them, but they only take from their
own Texas police officers. You need 8 yrs. of Piece Officer's expierience. They told me
that my expierience with riding around with Hollywood Vice, did knot qualify.