Schtoop the presses, good morning mr, mrs. America and all the ships at sea. Sandra Bullock is divorced,Lady(?) GaGa earns 62M and Obama still smiles. United States Supreme Court
Nominee, Ms. Kagen, undergoes screw tinee, by the Alta Cockers on Capital Hill..
I guess the venum prone Hillsters are licking their chops, unless someone else is licking them,
to try and persuade their co-dependents to not confirm Ms. Kagen. After all who would want
a brilliant and vibrant legal mind to sit on the highest court in the land. I am quite sure she could keep
everybody up to actually listen to whatz goin on in da court.
If America were smart, they would hire James Cameron and his blue army, to seek out and find
ben laiden. One Masud could master the plan, in about 30seconds and that piece of scum would be
history.
I've been watching the tumbling tumbleweeds and am hankering to get back to places that have tall
buildings and low esteem. In the immortal words of Sally Fields, "they like me, they really like me"
Belated Mazeltov to Steve Cooley, the District Attorney of Los Angeles County, for his bid to becoming
the Attorney General of California. I recieved an invitation to attend his election night's victory, but couldf
not attend.
I would also like to acknowledge a certain lady, who's beauty, wit, elegance, charm and grace, has made
me a much happier man. Step aside Dorothy, Kansas has someone else, who can set my heart afire.
My name is still Marshall Bitkower and Overland Park is now the Crown Jewell of the American Dream.
PS Sir George has been crowned Mr. Mensch of this century.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
DR. 90210 AND DR. OZ DO "BROAD-WAY" MUSICAL, IT WILL BE CALLED, "PARADOCSYCLE"
Curtain Up, Lite dem lites, they got nutin to do butt relax. Starting here, starting now, Darling( and Darlingala's), Everything's comin up roses or the stems could be tighten., Look in the mirror, what do
you see a new person who used to be me! Funny your a person who went under, couldn't face
the facts of age. Funny here's that needle again here, the one with the little gage.
In just a few hours, you'll be swollen like a pig, ewe know. But, in a few months you'll be beaming
from ear to ear. I just hope your ears still look like ears, instead of ears of corn. If this comes true,
you could always, pop your corn. (Bada Bing, Bada Bang)
Will it be a Hit or a miss. Hopefully if a man let's these two tinseltown Dr. Strangeloves, operate, he won't
turn out to be a "Miss" ( if dis needs 'splaining, fugett it)
Speaking of Broadway Hits, I hear that the story of "ZaZuPitts" will also be a Musical Xtravaganza.
Funny when I waz growing up, I thought ZaZu, was a fruit, filled with pitts.
And yes Michael Douglas will star in the life story of "Liberachee" Mark Damon will play his lover.
Kinda like "Good Will Hunting meets The Birdcage. Think of the sequals, "Great Balls Of Fire Island"
Mel Brook's, "Men In Tights, To-To" The Aunty Murphy bio,"To Hehm and Back"
Well thatz about it, boyz & girls, My name is still Marshall Bitkower and izn't it stupid that
Tiger Woods entered the Masters, when he really wanted to enter(bad choice of words).
Masters And Johnson?
you see a new person who used to be me! Funny your a person who went under, couldn't face
the facts of age. Funny here's that needle again here, the one with the little gage.
In just a few hours, you'll be swollen like a pig, ewe know. But, in a few months you'll be beaming
from ear to ear. I just hope your ears still look like ears, instead of ears of corn. If this comes true,
you could always, pop your corn. (Bada Bing, Bada Bang)
Will it be a Hit or a miss. Hopefully if a man let's these two tinseltown Dr. Strangeloves, operate, he won't
turn out to be a "Miss" ( if dis needs 'splaining, fugett it)
Speaking of Broadway Hits, I hear that the story of "ZaZuPitts" will also be a Musical Xtravaganza.
Funny when I waz growing up, I thought ZaZu, was a fruit, filled with pitts.
And yes Michael Douglas will star in the life story of "Liberachee" Mark Damon will play his lover.
Kinda like "Good Will Hunting meets The Birdcage. Think of the sequals, "Great Balls Of Fire Island"
Mel Brook's, "Men In Tights, To-To" The Aunty Murphy bio,"To Hehm and Back"
Well thatz about it, boyz & girls, My name is still Marshall Bitkower and izn't it stupid that
Tiger Woods entered the Masters, when he really wanted to enter(bad choice of words).
Masters And Johnson?
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Are Tiger's in the Circus neutered? Well we know of one "Tiger" that needs it.
Remember Mr. Mc Gue? He was a wittle fellow who was very near sighted and never
saw things clearly. Kinda like Dr. Tim Leaey"aura" Well he has come, kinda like Tiger,
out of sexclusion and has changed his name and has converted to Judiesum. He tried to
become a Muslim, but he couldn't stop eating. He looked too much like Budda, to become
a Buddist.
With his converting, he enrolled in a "Circomescission School" Or ass it is called
"Ya,Ya Ya, I go Too Swingin Scho-uuull" He thought it meant a Swinging Schul"
He soon joined the eye-site impaired fraturnity( named for the grate movie) "From Hear
To Fraternity" The cast included Deborah Kerr, John Kerr, Kermit the frog, Allan Carr, The Cars,
Vickie Carrr, Borris Carloft, The CarrPenters, Chilli Con Carnee, Abe Lassfogel, Bebe Neworth,
Moishe Pipick, Doodles Weaver, The Weavers, Darlene Love, Lovey Arum( of put up your dukes
fame) and Jessee James, who should of died with Billy The Kid.
INTERMISSION, not a style of making love!
Ok, so here's the latest from Spinciltown. Mr. Mc Gue-Stein has become a recognized Moyle,
butt of course he cannot regognize himself. He has offered his free sevices to Tigerama, who has
"Rammed" alot, especially in Eilot. This could be the woodsman's salvation.
Of course leftovers would be donated to all that watch, "Nip and Tuck" Or in Tigerland," Nip and Fuck"
This Shirley( #79, on his hit list) could possably save his sliding and slippery(Bada, Bing, Bada BANG)
car-ear. If my brother's dog could go through this, then Tiger should,too.
Would anybody then care about his "short-comings?"
I am still Marshall Bitkower and I'm still wondering if the bride and groom will be wearing
stillettoe heals, at the Cowell Wedding.
saw things clearly. Kinda like Dr. Tim Leaey"aura" Well he has come, kinda like Tiger,
out of sexclusion and has changed his name and has converted to Judiesum. He tried to
become a Muslim, but he couldn't stop eating. He looked too much like Budda, to become
a Buddist.
With his converting, he enrolled in a "Circomescission School" Or ass it is called
"Ya,Ya Ya, I go Too Swingin Scho-uuull" He thought it meant a Swinging Schul"
He soon joined the eye-site impaired fraturnity( named for the grate movie) "From Hear
To Fraternity" The cast included Deborah Kerr, John Kerr, Kermit the frog, Allan Carr, The Cars,
Vickie Carrr, Borris Carloft, The CarrPenters, Chilli Con Carnee, Abe Lassfogel, Bebe Neworth,
Moishe Pipick, Doodles Weaver, The Weavers, Darlene Love, Lovey Arum( of put up your dukes
fame) and Jessee James, who should of died with Billy The Kid.
INTERMISSION, not a style of making love!
Ok, so here's the latest from Spinciltown. Mr. Mc Gue-Stein has become a recognized Moyle,
butt of course he cannot regognize himself. He has offered his free sevices to Tigerama, who has
"Rammed" alot, especially in Eilot. This could be the woodsman's salvation.
Of course leftovers would be donated to all that watch, "Nip and Tuck" Or in Tigerland," Nip and Fuck"
This Shirley( #79, on his hit list) could possably save his sliding and slippery(Bada, Bing, Bada BANG)
car-ear. If my brother's dog could go through this, then Tiger should,too.
Would anybody then care about his "short-comings?"
I am still Marshall Bitkower and I'm still wondering if the bride and groom will be wearing
stillettoe heals, at the Cowell Wedding.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
I Made a Mistake in my previous blog. Yes me screwed up.
I should of said that Allen's and Reggie's horse, named Dakota, was a palomino.That is because
they are friends with Itrallions. I hope you understand, cause eyes iz really trying. Marshall
they are friends with Itrallions. I hope you understand, cause eyes iz really trying. Marshall
And You Thought Hemingway Wrote "The Son Also Rises" Wrong, don't you know anything about Easter?
Howdy You all, I've been secretly observing the Texas Sceenery, igogneattoe. These Texans do not'
where 10gallon hats, If they did, they would be bigger taen what Sparkletz delivers. I.ve taken a
hi-atez from Jollywood and the "Valley" and have set up shop where the "Yellow Rose of Texas",
had her origin, Not to be confused with my aunt, Rose Shapiro. Yes I am 1/2 a Shapiro.
"Who knew?" there are Jewish people named Shapiro. Marlee Maitland, never told me.
I am now a full fledged member of "The Hill Country Jewish Community Center"
Jewno what is interesting, my new friends, Allen and his lovely wife Reggie, who are from
Brooklyn, along with that tree that grew there, are now living here on a :ranchette"
A ranchette is having 100 acres or less. Of course I was brought up to call it a Renchette.
You see Jewish Cowboys live on a" rench"
Alan and Reggies minnie Ponderosa is 7acres, They have a palomino( named after being
friendly with an Itarallion) Hey Dino if you will read this, give it to Frank, when you are done
with it)
You know that Sandra Bullock is from Texas. Some person should put barbed wire around
Jessie and his girls( where is Rick Springfield?) public parts and throw them into a heard of
stampeeding horses and buffaloes. It will surely save attorney's fees.( Bada, Bing)
I am petioning for Texas to reapply "Hanging" for all people convicted here of using the word,
"Moseeing along" I believe that Mel Brooks started this movement or was that movement started
in "Blazzing Saddles?" Speaking of movement, I am glad that Mel Gibsoned latest movie tanked
at the box office. He and OJ should start a club and use the club, on each other!( 2nd. Bada, Bing)
My brother Greg, is a fine musician and has a band called "The Flashbacks" They do songs that
people can enjoy, not the alleged songs that are recorded today, such as "I found my thrills, taking
Britney's pills" Or that new hit, "A shot gun to the head, is better than the greatful dead"
I am still Marshall, or as people refer to me as Marshall the Marshall.
PS- I applied to be a Texas Ranger, there are 108 of them, but they only take from their
own Texas police officers. You need 8 yrs. of Piece Officer's expierience. They told me
that my expierience with riding around with Hollywood Vice, did knot qualify.
where 10gallon hats, If they did, they would be bigger taen what Sparkletz delivers. I.ve taken a
hi-atez from Jollywood and the "Valley" and have set up shop where the "Yellow Rose of Texas",
had her origin, Not to be confused with my aunt, Rose Shapiro. Yes I am 1/2 a Shapiro.
"Who knew?" there are Jewish people named Shapiro. Marlee Maitland, never told me.
I am now a full fledged member of "The Hill Country Jewish Community Center"
Jewno what is interesting, my new friends, Allen and his lovely wife Reggie, who are from
Brooklyn, along with that tree that grew there, are now living here on a :ranchette"
A ranchette is having 100 acres or less. Of course I was brought up to call it a Renchette.
You see Jewish Cowboys live on a" rench"
Alan and Reggies minnie Ponderosa is 7acres, They have a palomino( named after being
friendly with an Itarallion) Hey Dino if you will read this, give it to Frank, when you are done
with it)
You know that Sandra Bullock is from Texas. Some person should put barbed wire around
Jessie and his girls( where is Rick Springfield?) public parts and throw them into a heard of
stampeeding horses and buffaloes. It will surely save attorney's fees.( Bada, Bing)
I am petioning for Texas to reapply "Hanging" for all people convicted here of using the word,
"Moseeing along" I believe that Mel Brooks started this movement or was that movement started
in "Blazzing Saddles?" Speaking of movement, I am glad that Mel Gibsoned latest movie tanked
at the box office. He and OJ should start a club and use the club, on each other!( 2nd. Bada, Bing)
My brother Greg, is a fine musician and has a band called "The Flashbacks" They do songs that
people can enjoy, not the alleged songs that are recorded today, such as "I found my thrills, taking
Britney's pills" Or that new hit, "A shot gun to the head, is better than the greatful dead"
I am still Marshall, or as people refer to me as Marshall the Marshall.
PS- I applied to be a Texas Ranger, there are 108 of them, but they only take from their
own Texas police officers. You need 8 yrs. of Piece Officer's expierience. They told me
that my expierience with riding around with Hollywood Vice, did knot qualify.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
JAMES CAMERON AND X-WIFE, KATHERINE BIGELO, FIGHT OVER "OSCAR" WHEN I GOT DIVORCED, MY X AND I FOUGHT OVER MEMBERSHIP TO THE PRIVATE CLUB, "PIPS"
Did Ja ever wonder about the stupid and trivial "crap", that people fight over? There once waz a pvt. club
in Beverly Hills, called "Pips" It was very exclusive because it was very expensive to join and their bylaws
stated upon a divorce, only one could keep the membership. During my lovely divorce proceedings,
where I had eight different attorneys, I sought custody of my three German Shepard Dogs and the
"Pips" card. I was awarded my dogs and was told their was a "Hit" on me, if I did not relinquish
my membership to "Pips"
Finally the great Judge, Harry Shaefer, flipped a coin and I won the Pips Membership.
Today, such a vital item would be placed on E-bay, 4 sell. Judge Shaefer would take his most
interesting divorce cases and sell them to various television networks. I got a call one night, to watch
on television, a movie of the week, called "Divorce Wars" I rolled over (like my dogs) laughing,
because a couple was fighting over custody of their three German Shepards. I was his-tearicle
because I was watching my divorce on NBC.
The one issue that was never fought over, was the custody of my son. My x-wife was awarded
custody and I had reasonable visitation rights. At least our insanity was never tested, for the sake
of my son.
Throughout this tormented ritual of divorce, my x only had one lawyer. Being an attorney and having
to rely on another attorney's advice, was knot something I was used to dealing with. That is why I had
eight different divorce lawyers. This included myself, who I fired because I was not doing a good job.
When I now think about the fighting over the "Pips" membership, I start to laugh over all the negative
energy involved in keeping that membership. What I lost track of, was in not fighting over my membership
in The Human Race. How little of us take that membership seriously.
This is one club, that doesn't cost to join, nor are their dues to pay.
So back to The Academy Awards Nominees, I would suggest that if James or Katherine win,
for best Directing, that they share this award with their x. After all, the sum total of their craft
was built from parts of both players. Joint custody ain't a bad idea, certainly less expensive
than attorney fees.
I am still Marshall Bitkower, a bit older, a bit wiser, a bit still edgy, but what the hell, we only
go around once. Perhaps our adversaries and x's, don't seem to know this.
By the way, I llok forward to Pres. Clinton and Pres. Bush, apearing on "Hung", the series.
One of them should be "Hung", from a tree, but he wouldn't know it and one should write a book,
about being a "Tiger", in the white House.
in Beverly Hills, called "Pips" It was very exclusive because it was very expensive to join and their bylaws
stated upon a divorce, only one could keep the membership. During my lovely divorce proceedings,
where I had eight different attorneys, I sought custody of my three German Shepard Dogs and the
"Pips" card. I was awarded my dogs and was told their was a "Hit" on me, if I did not relinquish
my membership to "Pips"
Finally the great Judge, Harry Shaefer, flipped a coin and I won the Pips Membership.
Today, such a vital item would be placed on E-bay, 4 sell. Judge Shaefer would take his most
interesting divorce cases and sell them to various television networks. I got a call one night, to watch
on television, a movie of the week, called "Divorce Wars" I rolled over (like my dogs) laughing,
because a couple was fighting over custody of their three German Shepards. I was his-tearicle
because I was watching my divorce on NBC.
The one issue that was never fought over, was the custody of my son. My x-wife was awarded
custody and I had reasonable visitation rights. At least our insanity was never tested, for the sake
of my son.
Throughout this tormented ritual of divorce, my x only had one lawyer. Being an attorney and having
to rely on another attorney's advice, was knot something I was used to dealing with. That is why I had
eight different divorce lawyers. This included myself, who I fired because I was not doing a good job.
When I now think about the fighting over the "Pips" membership, I start to laugh over all the negative
energy involved in keeping that membership. What I lost track of, was in not fighting over my membership
in The Human Race. How little of us take that membership seriously.
This is one club, that doesn't cost to join, nor are their dues to pay.
So back to The Academy Awards Nominees, I would suggest that if James or Katherine win,
for best Directing, that they share this award with their x. After all, the sum total of their craft
was built from parts of both players. Joint custody ain't a bad idea, certainly less expensive
than attorney fees.
I am still Marshall Bitkower, a bit older, a bit wiser, a bit still edgy, but what the hell, we only
go around once. Perhaps our adversaries and x's, don't seem to know this.
By the way, I llok forward to Pres. Clinton and Pres. Bush, apearing on "Hung", the series.
One of them should be "Hung", from a tree, but he wouldn't know it and one should write a book,
about being a "Tiger", in the white House.
Monday, January 18, 2010
The Golden Globe Awards, a show of class, glamour girls with quite an ass and a place where Sandra Bullock can gracefully say "BullShit" After all it was on the NBC (Neckrophiliacs Bribe Conan) Networst.
Last night on the once honored NBC, where there once was the "Diamond" of Broadcasting, which
is now called "The Well-Dung" networst. had the classiest and starful awards show.
The Golden Globes has always been a class act show. Most of the people attending know what
it is to really "stretch" out and "suck" it in( these were one call starlets) Each person attending
is given a picture of themselves, in one year. Most are then given various upcoming( isn't that
a great word?) dates for a wittle Nip/Tuck time. These Royal Punim's, will soon look 14yrs.
younger. For the "Cougar" look, the fee is $6500.00, for each time you have been married
or each time you had sex with the same person, for five times or more.
Former Oscars, Tony's, Emmy's, Grammy's and proof of ownership in a TV series, with over
115 episodes, can be used as collateral, but not to exceed $250.00
Ricky Gervais had some brilliant moments. When he introduced Mel Gibson, who looked
like he had too many Gibson's, it was like watching Hitler touring a "Viking/Mele" store.
I would like to see Haley Barry, Natalie Portman, Julianne Margolies, Rachael Weitz and
that Raven girl from "24", starring in the new version of "Make Room For Daddy" and I
wood play the "Daddy" In this case the step daddy. I would help raise these tender morsals
of Tinsel-Town.
Meryl Streep is having a ball, in all these great comedic roles. This is one "CupCake" who is
always great in "Rolls" she is cast in. One of my favorite rolls she played, was that of the " Kaiser"
Now that was a roll(Bada-Bing) Sandra Bullock has become a "National Treasure" Now wonder
she has Jesse James guarding her. I loved his mother, Joni!
The Phrase, Suave , Charming and Debonaire, was created for George Clooney.
Maybe if I'm lucky enough, in 20yrs., to get a part in James Cameron's next movie
"THE BIBLE" Pro vs Con., I two might be a Golden Globe Nominee.
Till then, great title for a song, I am still Marshall Bitkower, the crooning warbler, who
is trying out Sat., to be The American Susan Boyle. And my thanks to George/Molly,
Greg/Ellen, Conrad/Elaine, Mary & The Maryinettes, Rogers/Astaire, Vanna White/
Vowl Movement, The Ungar Library, Danny/Juniors, Julia/Julia, Howdy/His Doody/
The Texico Star Men, Fernando/Esther, Debbie/Elizabeth, Harpo/Chico/Marxism's,
The Chairman Of The Board Of The Mile Hi Club, Bill Clinton, Hillary/The Flying Nun
Ryan Seacrest/Sea Men, Lollipop/Lolipop, Bernie Gelson/Mrs. Gooch, Lone Ranger/Teller
(no Penn) and that Special Girl From Wilson High School/Legal Sectratary, who is really
a "JOY" to beheld.
is now called "The Well-Dung" networst. had the classiest and starful awards show.
The Golden Globes has always been a class act show. Most of the people attending know what
it is to really "stretch" out and "suck" it in( these were one call starlets) Each person attending
is given a picture of themselves, in one year. Most are then given various upcoming( isn't that
a great word?) dates for a wittle Nip/Tuck time. These Royal Punim's, will soon look 14yrs.
younger. For the "Cougar" look, the fee is $6500.00, for each time you have been married
or each time you had sex with the same person, for five times or more.
Former Oscars, Tony's, Emmy's, Grammy's and proof of ownership in a TV series, with over
115 episodes, can be used as collateral, but not to exceed $250.00
Ricky Gervais had some brilliant moments. When he introduced Mel Gibson, who looked
like he had too many Gibson's, it was like watching Hitler touring a "Viking/Mele" store.
I would like to see Haley Barry, Natalie Portman, Julianne Margolies, Rachael Weitz and
that Raven girl from "24", starring in the new version of "Make Room For Daddy" and I
wood play the "Daddy" In this case the step daddy. I would help raise these tender morsals
of Tinsel-Town.
Meryl Streep is having a ball, in all these great comedic roles. This is one "CupCake" who is
always great in "Rolls" she is cast in. One of my favorite rolls she played, was that of the " Kaiser"
Now that was a roll(Bada-Bing) Sandra Bullock has become a "National Treasure" Now wonder
she has Jesse James guarding her. I loved his mother, Joni!
The Phrase, Suave , Charming and Debonaire, was created for George Clooney.
Maybe if I'm lucky enough, in 20yrs., to get a part in James Cameron's next movie
"THE BIBLE" Pro vs Con., I two might be a Golden Globe Nominee.
Till then, great title for a song, I am still Marshall Bitkower, the crooning warbler, who
is trying out Sat., to be The American Susan Boyle. And my thanks to George/Molly,
Greg/Ellen, Conrad/Elaine, Mary & The Maryinettes, Rogers/Astaire, Vanna White/
Vowl Movement, The Ungar Library, Danny/Juniors, Julia/Julia, Howdy/His Doody/
The Texico Star Men, Fernando/Esther, Debbie/Elizabeth, Harpo/Chico/Marxism's,
The Chairman Of The Board Of The Mile Hi Club, Bill Clinton, Hillary/The Flying Nun
Ryan Seacrest/Sea Men, Lollipop/Lolipop, Bernie Gelson/Mrs. Gooch, Lone Ranger/Teller
(no Penn) and that Special Girl From Wilson High School/Legal Sectratary, who is really
a "JOY" to beheld.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
NBC'S RATINGS ARE LOWER THAN LADY GA GA'S GA GA'S. FOX ISA PHONAN, FOR CONAN. LETTERMAN IS CALLING IT, "THE CIRCUS OF STARS"
The NBC Network, aka Nudge By Conan, is in dire-straights of having it's PeaCock shaved.
It seems "The Jay Leno 10pm, 5 days a week , has died a quick death. Much faster than Tiger's
appetight binges or faster than a speeding bullet. Jay ought to put his stale jokes and low libedo
into a musium, just like he has for his cars. Poor Conan( wasn't he one of the "Coneheads",
has been offered a spot, at 12.05am. the problem is, it cannot be called the Tonight Show,
more like the "After Tonight Show" This is because the very talented program directors there,
are given Jay a 11.30pm show. If I am correct Jay started the Tonight show, when it was
90 minutes, which became a 60 minute broadcast. Now, The Nitwits By Choice Networth'
want to give Jay 30 minutes. Hey Leno, do you see a pattern here?
I wonder what Mavis has to say, hell, is there really a Mavis? Why doesn't the poporatsi's find her
and grill her for answers. Why doesn't CBS, ABC, Fox, CNN, The Cartoon Networth and the
Dupont Networth, offer one million daollars, for just a photo of her.
At least Johnnie Carson, used to show all his ex wives and the current one. David Letterman
has shown pictures of his wife. Conan has never shown pictures of his "Farfell Family" ( now that's funny)
Jimmy Kimmel, was really funny last night, he wore a 25lb.chin, when talking about Jay.
Jimmy Fallen, is keeping his mouth closed. Like he should of done in the movie , with
Queen Laydiva!!
Poor Carson Daily, no one really watched his show, now only Jay and Conan will be watching.
As for the asstoot NBC Mental Mensch's, I hear they are working( working?) to fill the gap at 10pm,
Monday-Friday. Here are my suggestions for new shows.(bathroom break, be right back)
Mon. 10 pm-"Law and Disorder", the true story of the program executives at NBC.
Tues. 10pm-"Fairy Tails of The Young & The Restless" Masked true stories of how many men
from William Morris End-ever, slept with the Pea-cock, to get a head in this business.
Wed. 10pm-The reality series, "Inside James Cameron's Brain". This show will be dedicated to
all relatives of Studio's, who never had a hit movie, grossing over $1.25
Thurs. 10pm-Saint Elsewear and Dr. Kildare join forces and look for a cure for "Bordom"
Fri. 10pm- Re-runs of, " THE DINAH SHORE SHOW", showing how to see the "USA in your
Chevrolet, America's the greatest land of all" Burt Reynolds and David Nelson, will co-host.
So Ladies and Gentlemen and All The Ships At Sea, I am still Marshall Bitkower, soon to be
known as Marshall The Crooner. Another showing of who I am. In the meantime, why is
Elmer Fudd, still in charge of America's Intelligence Agencies?
It seems "The Jay Leno 10pm, 5 days a week , has died a quick death. Much faster than Tiger's
appetight binges or faster than a speeding bullet. Jay ought to put his stale jokes and low libedo
into a musium, just like he has for his cars. Poor Conan( wasn't he one of the "Coneheads",
has been offered a spot, at 12.05am. the problem is, it cannot be called the Tonight Show,
more like the "After Tonight Show" This is because the very talented program directors there,
are given Jay a 11.30pm show. If I am correct Jay started the Tonight show, when it was
90 minutes, which became a 60 minute broadcast. Now, The Nitwits By Choice Networth'
want to give Jay 30 minutes. Hey Leno, do you see a pattern here?
I wonder what Mavis has to say, hell, is there really a Mavis? Why doesn't the poporatsi's find her
and grill her for answers. Why doesn't CBS, ABC, Fox, CNN, The Cartoon Networth and the
Dupont Networth, offer one million daollars, for just a photo of her.
At least Johnnie Carson, used to show all his ex wives and the current one. David Letterman
has shown pictures of his wife. Conan has never shown pictures of his "Farfell Family" ( now that's funny)
Jimmy Kimmel, was really funny last night, he wore a 25lb.chin, when talking about Jay.
Jimmy Fallen, is keeping his mouth closed. Like he should of done in the movie , with
Queen Laydiva!!
Poor Carson Daily, no one really watched his show, now only Jay and Conan will be watching.
As for the asstoot NBC Mental Mensch's, I hear they are working( working?) to fill the gap at 10pm,
Monday-Friday. Here are my suggestions for new shows.(bathroom break, be right back)
Mon. 10 pm-"Law and Disorder", the true story of the program executives at NBC.
Tues. 10pm-"Fairy Tails of The Young & The Restless" Masked true stories of how many men
from William Morris End-ever, slept with the Pea-cock, to get a head in this business.
Wed. 10pm-The reality series, "Inside James Cameron's Brain". This show will be dedicated to
all relatives of Studio's, who never had a hit movie, grossing over $1.25
Thurs. 10pm-Saint Elsewear and Dr. Kildare join forces and look for a cure for "Bordom"
Fri. 10pm- Re-runs of, " THE DINAH SHORE SHOW", showing how to see the "USA in your
Chevrolet, America's the greatest land of all" Burt Reynolds and David Nelson, will co-host.
So Ladies and Gentlemen and All The Ships At Sea, I am still Marshall Bitkower, soon to be
known as Marshall The Crooner. Another showing of who I am. In the meantime, why is
Elmer Fudd, still in charge of America's Intelligence Agencies?
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
GUESS WHAT? I'M BACK AND YOU MUST BE TOO. IF YOU AREN'T BACK, THEN CLOSE. I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT THINGS ARE BETTER, BUT I HEAR THAT GENERAL MOTORS HAS BEEN DEMOTED TO PVT. MOTORS.
Well ,we survived 2009,(WHOOOPEE) but some of us did not. Tiger Woods, has been secluded
in a private place. He's bundled up in a "warm" and "cozy" spot, somewhere in the "Deep" South.
The weather reports say that the climate is "moist", with no sighns of humility insight. Insight is one
thing Tiger does not seem to have., although he's had alot of other things.
California's Govenor, Coneadd The Terminator, gave his "True Lies" State of the State speech
today, His wife had to leave, because her cell phone's song,"Hell To The Chief", went off. It
turned out the caller was Sylvester Stallone. Sly reminded her that the script is fininished for the
movie he and Arnie will be filming, in a few years. The tentative title is "Alter Cockers Do Activia"
Jamie Lee Curtis, will co-star. Who would of "Guest?" ( now that's funny)
The Awards Show Season has started. The People's Choice Awards has Queen Laydiva, as itz
Hostess. I'm sure she will knot be the only "Queen", at this gayla event. Adam Lambert, the new
"Revlon" spokesperson, will be introducing the new "Lipstick Stick", which contain batteries. Need
I say more? Another item he will introduce, will be Adam's Moisterizing Cream. I won't ask what
area it will be applied, but there are two places of interest. I hear the C.I.A. is investigating the fact
that Adam and his "Apple" have been seen all over(or under) West Hollywierd, dressed in Laycee
Army Fatigues.
Mr. Awards Man(?) Neil Patrick Harris, will explain on TMZ, why his parents gave him two Manly
Man names.I guess "Mary Jayne" wood of been the names of choice, kinda like free-choice!
The Numbing Award, has been given to Jay Leno. The Award was given for the "Dullest" hour on TV.
Jay's trite and tiresome "funnies" are the Ambien of The Television Networth. Perhaps NBC, now
means "Not By Choice"
Mary Tyler Moore and Jesse Ventura, will have a new sit calm, on the Milk Of Magnesium Channel.
It will be titled,"They Went That Away" (bada bing,bada bang)
News Flash---The Los Angeles Presevation Society has renamed The LaBrea Tar Pits. The new name
is, The LaBrea Avitar Pits" Did juno that 20th Century Fox gave James Cameron a $100,000,000
bonus for the "Titanic" movie, which grossed ( according to Mrs. Gross) almost two billion dollars.
20th Century Fox is projecting a 4.5 billion dollar gross for "Avitar". They are now negoiating with
Congress to buy and give James, The State Of Alaska. Watch out Sarah, you might be transported
to a new planet and you may grow a tail. This time, you maybe the "Hunted" and won't have your
Levi"s on for fast running. Sarah running, can you just imagine that?
James Cameron's next movie will be about a Luxury Cruise Ship, with 19,000 passengers, which is
wisked away and lands on William Shatner, who still dresses as James T. Kirk. The movie will be a
dramedy, called "Space Ships" ( isn't that cute?) The Plotz involves a Canadian Shakespearean, or Bacon,
actor, who yearns to meet a man with pointy ears. He creates an "Enterprise" of super crews ships, which surge to various unknown worlds. The vessels main squeeze, Ms. Oh-Whorea, has Come a board, to
develope the first Intergalactia Brothel. Think of it, Intercourse in Interspace.
Well that's about it for now, boys and girls, combinations there of, plus good luck to TNT, for giving
"Southland", another chance.
My name is still Marshall Bitkower. By the vay, whatever happened to Veronica Lake, Arthur Lake,
Swan Lake, Lisa Edelstein's halter top, Shelley Nelbert, Mike Glickman, Francis Scott Key, Sabu,
Tony Marshall, Denise Dannon, Marion & George Kirby, Sidney Toler, Philo Vance, Tommy Rettig,
and "Nate", from "Nate n Al's?"
in a private place. He's bundled up in a "warm" and "cozy" spot, somewhere in the "Deep" South.
The weather reports say that the climate is "moist", with no sighns of humility insight. Insight is one
thing Tiger does not seem to have., although he's had alot of other things.
California's Govenor, Coneadd The Terminator, gave his "True Lies" State of the State speech
today, His wife had to leave, because her cell phone's song,"Hell To The Chief", went off. It
turned out the caller was Sylvester Stallone. Sly reminded her that the script is fininished for the
movie he and Arnie will be filming, in a few years. The tentative title is "Alter Cockers Do Activia"
Jamie Lee Curtis, will co-star. Who would of "Guest?" ( now that's funny)
The Awards Show Season has started. The People's Choice Awards has Queen Laydiva, as itz
Hostess. I'm sure she will knot be the only "Queen", at this gayla event. Adam Lambert, the new
"Revlon" spokesperson, will be introducing the new "Lipstick Stick", which contain batteries. Need
I say more? Another item he will introduce, will be Adam's Moisterizing Cream. I won't ask what
area it will be applied, but there are two places of interest. I hear the C.I.A. is investigating the fact
that Adam and his "Apple" have been seen all over(or under) West Hollywierd, dressed in Laycee
Army Fatigues.
Mr. Awards Man(?) Neil Patrick Harris, will explain on TMZ, why his parents gave him two Manly
Man names.I guess "Mary Jayne" wood of been the names of choice, kinda like free-choice!
The Numbing Award, has been given to Jay Leno. The Award was given for the "Dullest" hour on TV.
Jay's trite and tiresome "funnies" are the Ambien of The Television Networth. Perhaps NBC, now
means "Not By Choice"
Mary Tyler Moore and Jesse Ventura, will have a new sit calm, on the Milk Of Magnesium Channel.
It will be titled,"They Went That Away" (bada bing,bada bang)
News Flash---The Los Angeles Presevation Society has renamed The LaBrea Tar Pits. The new name
is, The LaBrea Avitar Pits" Did juno that 20th Century Fox gave James Cameron a $100,000,000
bonus for the "Titanic" movie, which grossed ( according to Mrs. Gross) almost two billion dollars.
20th Century Fox is projecting a 4.5 billion dollar gross for "Avitar". They are now negoiating with
Congress to buy and give James, The State Of Alaska. Watch out Sarah, you might be transported
to a new planet and you may grow a tail. This time, you maybe the "Hunted" and won't have your
Levi"s on for fast running. Sarah running, can you just imagine that?
James Cameron's next movie will be about a Luxury Cruise Ship, with 19,000 passengers, which is
wisked away and lands on William Shatner, who still dresses as James T. Kirk. The movie will be a
dramedy, called "Space Ships" ( isn't that cute?) The Plotz involves a Canadian Shakespearean, or Bacon,
actor, who yearns to meet a man with pointy ears. He creates an "Enterprise" of super crews ships, which surge to various unknown worlds. The vessels main squeeze, Ms. Oh-Whorea, has Come a board, to
develope the first Intergalactia Brothel. Think of it, Intercourse in Interspace.
Well that's about it for now, boys and girls, combinations there of, plus good luck to TNT, for giving
"Southland", another chance.
My name is still Marshall Bitkower. By the vay, whatever happened to Veronica Lake, Arthur Lake,
Swan Lake, Lisa Edelstein's halter top, Shelley Nelbert, Mike Glickman, Francis Scott Key, Sabu,
Tony Marshall, Denise Dannon, Marion & George Kirby, Sidney Toler, Philo Vance, Tommy Rettig,
and "Nate", from "Nate n Al's?"
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