IS MICHAEL JACKSON LAUGHING?

THE MICHAEL JACKSON CIRCUS OF LOONIES IS STILL TOURING. TODAY'S SPECIALS

ARE- THE WILL'S IN?/JOE IS OUT! MICHAEL MUST BE LAUGHING AT THE

"GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH" THAT HAS BEEN SOLD OUT ALL OVER THE WORLD.



FIRST ON THE TABLE IS AN ALLEGED WILL AND TRUST FROM 2002.

SECOND COURSE ON OUR MENU IS JOE'S OUT. IT SEEMS NOBODY WANTS JOE

BECAUSE HE DOES'NT LIVE AT THE ENCINO COMPOUND. WHERE HAS HE BEEN?

HAS HE,BESIDES BUYING BLACK SHIRTS, BEEN TAKING MOONWALK LESSONS?



WILL HE SIGN HIMSELF TO HIS NEW RECORD LABEL? IS HIS FIRST RECORD

CALLED "speak softly,but carry a BIG STICK?" HE RAISED MICHAEL SINGING

THAT SONG.



THE THIRD COURSE IS(SADDLY)WHO GETS THE KIDS AND WHO ARE THE KIDS?

THIS COURSE SHOULD NOT BE ON ANY MENU. MICHAEL WAS NEVER ALLOWED

TO GROW UP OR HAVE A NORMAL LIFE, AS CHILDREN MUST HAVE!



THE THREE CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE PART OF THIS CIRCUS.

DON'T ANY OF THESE "CLOWNS" KNOW THAT?



THE MAIN COURSE IS NOW BEING SERVED. IT IS A TYPE OF STEW, WITH ALL

THE RIGHT INGREEDINTS. THESE INCLUDE A DEBBIE,OF ROWE,ROWE,ROWE

YOUR BOAT FAME. SHE MAYBE OR NOT BE THE BIOLOGICAL MOTHER OF TWO

JACKSON CHILDREN. WE HAVE A THIRD CHILD NAMED"BLANKET" WHO'S MOTHER

IS UNKNOWN ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE. WAS SHE THERE WHEN BLANKET WAS

BORN? YOU MUST ADMIT WHOEVER NAMED A NEW BORN CHILD "BLANKET"

WAS PROBABLY NAMED "BASKET",AS IN "BASKET CASE"

THE NEXT INGREEDIANT'S ARE WEASEL JUICE, DROPS OF OPPORTUNITY PLANTS,

AND PUREE OF FINGERS, WHO ALL SEEM TO POINT TO ONE ANOTHER.



I AM QUITE SURE SOME CEREAL MAKER WILL MARKET IT. IT WILL HAVE A

PICTURE OF MICHAEL JACKSON ON IT. IT WILL BE CALLED "DEMEROL"

THE CEREAL THAT "SNAPS,CRACKELS AND STOPS.



SUDDENLY THIS MEAL MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT.



I WOULDN'T EVEN SEND IT TO THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES. WHERE IT SHOULD BE

IS IN THE COMIC BOOKS, WHERE ALL THE PLAYERS WERE CREATED.





THIS IS ONLY MY OPINION. I'M SURE THOSE FOUL CREATURES INVOLVED

HAVE THEIR OWN OPIUM.

MARSHALL