And You Thought Hemingway Wrote "The Son Also Rises" Wrong, don't you know anything about Easter?

Howdy You all, I've been secretly observing the Texas Sceenery, igogneattoe. These Texans do not'
where 10gallon hats, If they did, they would be bigger taen what Sparkletz delivers. I.ve taken a
hi-atez from Jollywood and the "Valley" and have set up shop where the "Yellow Rose of Texas",
had her origin, Not to be confused with my aunt, Rose Shapiro. Yes I am 1/2 a Shapiro.

"Who knew?" there are Jewish people named Shapiro. Marlee Maitland, never told me.
I am now a full fledged member of "The Hill Country Jewish Community Center"
Jewno what is interesting, my new friends, Allen and his lovely wife Reggie, who are from
Brooklyn, along with that tree that grew there, are now living here on a :ranchette"
A ranchette is having 100 acres or less. Of course I was brought up to call it a Renchette.
You see Jewish Cowboys live on a" rench"

Alan and Reggies minnie Ponderosa is 7acres, They have a palomino( named after being
friendly with an Itarallion)  Hey Dino if you will read this, give it to Frank, when you are done
with it)

You know that Sandra Bullock is from Texas. Some person should put barbed wire around
Jessie and his girls( where is Rick Springfield?) public parts and throw them into a heard of
stampeeding horses and buffaloes. It will surely save attorney's fees.( Bada, Bing)

I am petioning for Texas to reapply "Hanging" for all people convicted here of using the word,
"Moseeing along" I believe that Mel Brooks started this movement or was that movement started
in "Blazzing Saddles?"   Speaking of movement, I am glad that Mel Gibsoned latest movie tanked
at the box office. He and OJ should start a club and use the club, on each other!( 2nd. Bada, Bing)

My brother Greg, is a fine musician and has a band called "The Flashbacks" They do songs that
people can enjoy, not the alleged songs that are recorded today, such as "I found my thrills, taking
Britney's pills" Or that new hit, "A shot gun to the head, is better than the greatful dead"

I am still Marshall, or as people refer to me as Marshall the Marshall.

PS- I applied to be a Texas Ranger, there are 108 of them, but they only take from their
own Texas police officers. You need 8 yrs. of Piece Officer's expierience. They told me
that my expierience with riding around with Hollywood Vice, did knot qualify.