"BLOG MITZFA" AWARDS ARE BACK, IN SPITE OF U.S. SURPREME COURT, IN SESSION.

HERE YEE, HERE YEE, MY 3rd BLOG MITZFA AWARDS ARE HERE, BUTT NOT WITH
NEAL PATRIC HARRIS. WHERE IS BILLY CRYSTAL, WHEN WE NEED HIM?

1st Award-David Letterman, for only having trysts with CBS employees. Sure he could of
gone after the ABC girls, but he could of ended up on "Grey's Anatomy", or even
gotten on "Jimmy Kimmel", just like "Sarah Silverman" used to do.(think about
that, you "Desperate Housewives" The origional tit le was "Horney Moms of
Stud-ee-o City" Did you know that Terri Hatcher, went to Roosevelt High School?

David, who was never a "Letterman", should also be admired for not "schtooping"
any NBC ladies. If he hit on the "Law and Order"women, he would of ended up
in "Riker's Island", in a padded cell, where Mariska and Chris, would be dressed
to the 9's in "Drag" and they would would all sing the hits of Paul Schaffer.

After all is said and done( like I done her and her,etc.) Davey apologized to his
girlfriend of 23yrs., who became his wife and is the mother of his grown up child.
You got to admit that this is a "Wierd" relationship. it's very strange, but not as
strange, as when the late cowboy star, Rod Cameron, who divorced his wife and
married her mother. Imagine the "pillow talk"


INTERMISSION, go to the bathroom, get a snack,make love to your wife
after all you've got 55seconds, till the next award.


2nd Award-That guy named Halderman, who attempted to extort part of the $32million,
which is wittle Davy's yearly salary. Did you know this idiot Halderman is related
to one of"Tricky Dicky's " plumbers? (if you don't understand, rent "All The
President's Men")

3rd Award-Goes to the movie "ZombieLand" which stars that Harrison dude named "Wood-ee"
I understand all the extras were from "The United Nation Staff"

4th Award-Goes to Drew Barrymore, for having homes in Beverly Hills and New York.
I guess this makes her "Bi-Coastal" If Charlie knew, he would he would not
of been so "Forthsited" ( now that's funny, if you are a "Bachelor Father")

That is my opinion of how I view the world and i'm so very happy that Jerry's Famous Deli
is opening in India. I guess you could call it, a "New Deli"