MARIA SHRIVER AND LEVY PATERSON RECORD NEW VERSION OF "I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU", ON VIRGIN RECORDS

IT LOOKS LIVE MARIA IS "DRIVING" LEVY NUTS, BY BECOMING RECORD GURU'S.
DOES THE PUBLIC REALLY WANT THE FIRST LADY (SURE) TO BE IN A "CELL?"
THAT'S WHAT I HEARD. BILLBOARD HAS PLACED THEIR RECORDING AT NO.2

Holloween has become "Hollow and Four Weenies" ( from Four-Skins, I imagine)
Years ago kids wore masks of Bela Lugosi, Boris Carlott,The Creature From The Black
and Blue Lagoon and Richard Nixon. Nixon has two masks, sweaty and non sweaty.

In todays economic times, the masks are now, "Ellen DeGenouris and Porclin Rossi",
formerly known as "Abbott & Costello". The" Amy Winehouse" masks come in two variations,
the "Barfing" one and the "Dementia" one. For the Political wittle kiddies, we have the "John
McCain And Sarah Pale-Inn mask. It is a combination of "Elmer Fudd & Betty Boop"

Remember when Bela Lugosi said in movies,"I Don't Drink Wine?" Today's Vampires do
modern things. They wash their own dish's, iron their own capes, use Google and buy their
bed sets at "Sit and Bite" The store's spokesperson, Larry Miller, screams out, "We Will Beat
Anyone's Prices or I'll run my fingernails down a chalk board"

The children from Beverly Hills & Encino, trick or treat, with their own nutritionists.
The children from Brentwood & Hidden Hills, bring along their own psychiatrists, in
case they get depressed with the "Goodies" handed out to them.

In Estoneia, the kinder go to Kieth Richard's House, the lights are on, but nobody's there.
China hands out to every fifth child, an egg roll( Think hard about this one)
Isreal households hand out "Pledges" ( Bada-Bing)

At Howard K. Stern's home, he "Allegedly", hands out Nicole Playted blank RX Pads.
In "Marry"old England, Simon Cowell gives out jackets, with a "C-Crest", on the lapels.

In the "Entertainment"spotlight, they are making a new pilot of "Hart To Hart" Starring
Stephanie Powers and Caliska FlockHart. The butler will be played by Rush Limpba and
Freeway, the dog, will be played by Danny DeVitto. ( Wuff, Wuff, You Nitwit)

My name is Marshall Bitkower and Dous is my opinion. I am pleased to announce that we
have a new Nobleman ,in California, Sir George Hatcher.