MISS AMERICA FILES LAWSUIT(SIZE 4)TO KEEP HER BOOBS. SPONSORS WANT EM BACK, PERSONALLY I LIKE EM "FRONT"

The Miss American Booby Bored, wants em back, butt they are knot getting em, because

they have become a "fixture" and any Knit-com-boob well knows that they are permanent

and sometime "stationary".The only exception is if you are a member of SAG and keep "UP"

your do's.( this is really,don't ask, don't tail)



For any of you's who don't know, the former Miss America was "Busted" for her speech on

same sex marriages. I guess the rejects from "Project Runaway" do not remember that we

have a Freedom Of Speech. This has caused a treemendous backlash ( take that J.LOW)



The outcry( not that Gunn guy) has had it's revenge. Bra manufacturers have "Boob-Barted"

the airwaves, with it's "2folded" enhancements. Amy Winehouse has left her "haze" and had

her two octives lifted. We now test the temperature with a "BraMeter" People are putting

Salsa & Must-Terd, on their "Bra-k-worst". Rodeo Dr. Jewelers are now selling 14k "Bra-sluts"



On Broadway, critics haved rejoyced about the Musical "Bra Fest At Tiffany's" One reviewer

said it was "Tit Elating" The television series "Abreasted Developement", is now on TNT.

I ain't touching what TNT, really means. Hordes of tourists are going to "Bra-Zill"



Remember the old song, A- you're adorable? If you do, it's lyrics have been "Altered"

The new words are, A you're a "smally", B, you're "gettin there", C you're"a barrel full

of charm". If you do not know this song, you're out of luck.



Everything old is new again, is really true today. If Boob Hope were alive today, his theme

song wood be "Thanks For The Mammories" In Maliboob, Point Dume would have an arrow

pointing to The Jayne Mansfields. (Bada-Bing) The big yellow fruit, would be called a BraNana.

You probably thought I was talking about a male Geisha. On NBC's Hit Show, Law and Order,

SVU, Mariska is now protected by two 38's.( this does not need 'Splaining)



I am still Marshall Bitkower and this is my opinion. Since Holloween is just around the corner,

who will win" The Booby Prize?" Will it be Elvira or Hillary?