"THE FATHER OF NO KID IN BALO0N, WAS FULL OF "ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH"

RICHARD HINEE, FILLED BALOON WITH "HOT AIR", FROM A PIPE THAT HE FILLED
WITH MARIJUANA, THAT THE UNITED STATES DEPT. OF JUST" DON'T TELL/DON'T
SMELL" POLICY, IS NOW "HIGH" ON THEIR LIST OF "SMOKE, LESS ENFORCEMENT.

I assume that the latest trends in women's shoes, will be "Mary Janes"
Kraft Foods will soon launch "Zoned Out Salad Dressing" I'm sure this will lead
to "undressing" ( This is a sure bet) Men will launch into "Viagra Reefers" This will
allow men to "Keep It Up", even if they are not. ( Those Were The Days, Thanks Archie.)

Camel Cigaretts, will now show a camel with "Two Hops" The Media will adapt this new
policy. Doris Day will re-record her old hit song, "I'm Looking Over A Leafy Green Clover"
On Law & Order, SVU, Detective "Munch" will be renamed "Munchies"

Tina Turner will blast the hair waves singing "Proud Mary" The musical "South Pacific"
to change"Bloody Mary" to ( Guess?) The old T.V. series about three beautiful girls in
New York, looking for wealthy men to meet, will now be called, "How To Mary A Billionaire"
Inflation has increased their worth, even if they are knot "Stand Up Guys" ( Bada Bing)

Everybodies favorate candy, will now be known as "M&M&M's" The Moon has long been known as having a green aura, that's what the song, "How High The Moon", is all about.

Marijuana designer stores, will now be in every "Rite Aid" drug store. That name will be
changed to "Rite-On" Drug Stores. The MDS's ( sea above) will be called, "Come Fly With Me"

Famed Drummer, Gene Krupa, will be carved into" Mt. Rush-More" Do you know why
John Wayne was always happy? That's because in all of his movies he was "The High &
The Mighty" Tom Jones, will not re-record "The Green,Green,Grass At Home" Wood you?

I am still Marshall Bitkower and this is my opinion. Now if only The Smother Brothers
would run for political office, they could have a fabulous smoked filled , fill-it-buster.