THE FIRST "DOUBLE WAMMY" TWO STORIES FOR THE PRICE OF WON. I,ME & MYSELF HEARBYE ANNOUNCE,SEA BELOW FOUR DETAILS.

STOP THE PRESS'S, REJOYCE ( NOT DR. BROS.) OR RETREAD ( FOUR THOZE WHO ARE
RE-TIRED) BE PREPAIRED TO DUE THE FOLLOWING!!!!!

1.Close up Swiss Bank Accts. 2.Get your children inside. 3.Defrost your freezar
4.Attach your furnature to the walls. 5.Lite a candle. 6.Grab a chap-stick .( not Ralph Loren's)
7.Have CBS recall Dan Rather. 8.Erase from your cell phone, Wallmart's ph.#.
9.Stock up (or down) on "Depends". 10.Throw away all "Tiny Tim" LP's.
11. Adjust the horry zontail on your T.V. 12.Put all Wayne Newton's 8tracks in your
garbage disposal. 13.Get Dorothy back to "OZ". 14. Break all "Ronco" items
15.Find out if Tanya Roberts, has ever been to Las Vegas. 16.Hire Pvt. Investigators
to locate Michael Caine's ex partner, in dance contests, Ms. Elizabeth Abel.( guess what
they were called? If ewe cannot figure this out, then you deserve to not be "Sophie's Choice")
17.Search for Yanni's Last Name. 18.Deport Roman Polanski( whatever that means)
18.Have Hugh Downs( knot a place to race horses) replace the "Enegizer Bunny"
19. Disclose the medical fact that between Black and White anatomy, there is "Grey's Anatomy"
20.Ask Cries-slur to reinvent "Desoto's" ( not the explorer) 21.Blackjack

AND NOW THE "D O U B L E W A M M Y" STORIES

SOUL LEE MAN ( not Woody Allen's wife) and Jon Gosslin, are teaming up, for a new series.
It will be called, "The Regurgitation Hour" and will be on the cable networth, VTYD.
which stands for "Vomit Till You Drop". All sixteen of the merged children, will be scouted
by The Los Angeles Dodgers, as future ball players.

The Mc Court Divorce To Get M E S S Y and N A S T Y!

Both Frank and Jamie McCourt are sending out feelers( ain't that a "Hoot?"), to try and sign
the children from "The Reguritation Hour" Who ever akwires the wittle kids, knows that will
leadto Billions of Dollars, in free publicity for "The Dodgers" Frank has offered stock to Soul
Lee Man, for her unused IUD. Jaimie has offered Jon, to have his legs extended, so he will be
taller and a promise to find him a personality.

Frank has accused Jamie of having an affair with her bodyguard. Jamie has accused Frank
of having no "Dodger Balls" I would suggest that each sides attorney's, request that Judge Judy,
should hear this case. She won't take any "crap", from either side. Since the Dodger ownership
is at stake, Judge Judy could rule for a split decission. In other words, she could order Frank
and SOUL LEE MAN to hook up and also order Jon and Jamie to trade nuptials.

I am still Marshall Bitkower, and this is my opinion, and my first " DBL WAMMY"
By the way, Wall-Mart today announced that they will be selling caskets & urns on line.
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