"WHAT DO PILGRAMS DUE AFTER THANKSGIVING? THEY CAN'T GO TO PLYMOUTH ROCK, OR AS THEY NOW CALL IT "LEXUS" ROCK

Juno it's interesting, but why do we ownly think about them around Thanksgiving time. Do they send Pilgrimgrams to each otter? I can't believe we have know knowledge 'bout them. I suspect some pose
as Quakers and go to casting calls for the new face on "Quaker Oats" Serial.

Does(not the detergent) the United States Mint ever hold auditions for look-alikes of George Washington,
when they engrave new "Quarters?" Why doesn't Betsy Ross, who made our first flag, appear on any
coins? Did ewe know that Betsy's husband, Dr. Ross, owned the first cannery for Dog Food? (wuf,wuf)

It's probably not known, but the signatures on "The Declaration Of Independence" were written
with Cross Pens? That's why there were no Jewish signers. ( Think about it)

There is now a U.S.Mint Branch in West Hollywood. Wood you like to know what they are about
to unveil? They will be minting the first 69cent coin. It will have engraved the likeness of Elton John
and Ellen Degenerate, with the lyrics to "I Feel Pretty", underneath their skirts.

Do you think the estates of Rogers and Hammerstein, will seek royalties? I hear that the world's
greatest trial attorney, Tom Girardi will represent the estates. Julia Margulies will represent the "US MINT"

Can anybody tell me why, one of our greatest Presidents, Abraham Lincoln, is only on a penny?
Could it be that when we says, "A Penny For Your Thoughts", this reminds us of President Lincoln's
great thought process? (nothing to do with Processed Cheeze, of course) When they invented
Lincoln Logs, did Abe get a royalty? Surely(not Temple) he should of had a"Wig" or "Tourie" Atty.
to file a claim. Perhaps The Statue Of Liberty, had already lapsed. (Sorry Gloria Allwrong)

I believe the last United States President, to be on a coin, was FDR.
Perhaps corporations should put Ex Presidents on their products. I can see it now.

1.President Clinton on Cold Water Tide- The Stain Remover
2.President Bush on packages of- Dial Soap, think of the possabilities. or on Uncle Ben's Instant Rice.
3.President Reagan on McDonald's Happy Meals. By the way doesn't Ronnie look like "Howdy Doody?"
4.President Carter on a can of peanuts. Enough said!
5.Presresentment Nixon on a Plastic Sturgeons advertisement to Fix "Crooked" noses
6.President Kennedy on a package of Hollywood Hall Of Fame Footprints. Wow, what a variety.

Well Boys And Girls and their combinations, I am still Marshall Bitkower and did juno that both Danny
DeVito and Joe Pesci, were former hair stylists? Their specialty was "Short Cuts" ( Bada Bing)