SQUEAKY"S OUT AND BERNIE MADE-OFF IS IN!

Well that little imp & millitary Ms.Nomer Sqeeky Frome(rhymes with throme) is released from prison.
Squeaky is that little vamp that attempted to shoot President Gerald Ford. It seems their was nothing in
her gun's chamber. Why not? There was nothing in Ford's chamber,either.

NOW THE "REALLY,REALLY BIG NEWS. BERNARD MADE-OFF IS IN THE FEDERAL POKEY.

Yes our own little wascal, Bernard Made-off, is now behind bars, in North Carolina. Mr.Allen Ellis, the Federal Sentencing Attorney
has placed our little Bernie in, what Ellis says "is the Crown Jewell of the Federal Prisons. Well "Golly Gee", the Crown Jewell, our
little Pension Thief & Destroyer of the Elderly's savings, certainly must of pulled some strings(purse strings) to land in a Five Star Resort
Prison. Mr. Ellis also said this haven for white collar criminals(WCC) looks and feels like a "college campus"

The actual name of this "Plantation for Gonnifs" is called "Butner Federal Prison"( or BFP) It is also called"The Mint Jullop Joint"

When our little Bernie went to this vacation home, he had 35watch's. Now instead of watching time, he's doing it.
I also understand Bernie's wittle boat, the 70ft. yacht, named "The Bull"( which is only half the name) will be auctioned
off by the Federal Govt. The estimated value is 2.2million. I have a great idea, why can't we use it as a Floating Prison?
With all the WCC's to soon be entering like resorts in the Federal Club System(FCS) the oncoming "Guestioners"(Guest/prisoners)
could bounty up some of their rightfully-gained income and antie up $150,000 per year, plus the costs of delivery for all meals from
Morton's,Spago,Lawry's,Maestro's Steak House or Jerry's deli's, and a 25% service charge for the Cullinary Air Pilots and The Flying Chefs Inc

This would be an escape proof prison. This is because where are they going to escape to? All left overs would be throne overboat. This would assure
that the Sharks(not Lawyers) who follow, would always be around.

There could be classes taught the "Guestioners". The classes could be "Monopoly Advance", "Keno for Insuance Fraud", "Dialing For Counterfeit Dollars"
Shuttlecock For Begginers( no comment), "Put the Tail on The Snitch"s" and the all time Fun Time Champion of the "Royal Seas", "DOUBLE JEOPARDY"

THE FASHION NEWS FOR TODAY AND WHAT'S HAPPENING IS-------------------Bernie Madeoff wore a "blue jump suit" today in The Prison Patio,
I believe it is called "The Hillary!"

That's the NEWS as I Percieve it and That's My Opinion, Yours Truly, MARSHALL BITKOWER