HEY! HEY! PAULA OR HAS "AMERICAN IDOL BECOME "AMERICAN IDIOT?

HAY! HAY!PAULA, YOUR PERSONA HAS MADE "AMERICAN IDOL" A WORLD POWERHOUSE. YOUR "SHTICK'S" ARE AS MEMORIAL AS GRAUCHO MARX
WAS TO THE "MARX BROS." DO THE PRODUCERS(SIMON COWELL) EXPECT
YOU TO "COWELL" DOWN TO THEIR PETTY MONEY OFFERS?

THE MILLIONS OF VIEWERS TURN INTO THIS SHOW TO SEE THE THE "ANTICS"
OF PAULA. THEY DO NOT WATCH THE SHOW TO SEE RYAN SEACREST'S SPARKLY'
PERSONALITY OR "SIMON CRUEL"S LATEST T-SHIRT. RANDY IS DANDY, KARA
A NICE PERSON,BUT HAS NO PIZZAZZZZ. SIMON ALWAYS CONDUCTS HIMSELF
AS HE HAS CHRONIC CONSTIPATION!! SO WHAT MAKES THIS SHOW A CUT ABOVE
THE AVERAGE TALENT SHOW? IT IS PAULA,PAULA,PAULA.

AFTER THE SHOW IS OVER, WHAT DO WE( THE MILLIONS WHO PUT MILLIONS
INTO SIMON LAGREE'S TIGHT V-NECK T-SHIRTS) TALK ABOUT? WE TALK ABOUT
WHAT PAULA SAID OR SHE WHAT SHE ATTEMPTED TO SAY.

I PREDICT THAT WITHOUT PAULA ON "AMERICAN IDOL" THE SHOW WILL BECOME
THE "TITANIC" OF FOX T.V. AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE "TITANIC"

IF THE MAGIC AURA OF RYAN SEACREST CAN GET $45M FOR HIS NEW THREE YR. CONTRACT, PAULA SHOULD GET THE SAME. AFTER ALL, DO WE THINK AFTER THE
SHOW ABOUT RYAN'S NEW HAIRDO, OR DO WE THINK ABOUT "WHAT DID PAULA SAY
OR WHAT WAS PAULA TRYING TO SAY?"

YOU BE THE JUDGES OF "AMERICAN IDOL" WITH PAULA IT'S THUMBS UP
WITHOUT PAULA IT'S THUMBS DOWN. REMEMBER SIMON CRUEL, IS IT WISE
TO BE PENNEY WISE OR POUND FOOLISH?

THIS IS ONLY MY OPINION, BUT I USED TO WATCH "AMERICAN IDOL"

I REST MY CASE. MARSHALL