ASHLEY MADISON IS NO DOLLY MADISON

DOOLY MADISON was the First Lady(or maybe not)of President JAMES MADISON. In later years she was
famous for making cupcakes. Now her cousin,Asshley Madison,is also offering "cupcakes" and Dough Boys to
those who are in a relationship(married or involved) By entering into a new relaysionship,that is when your "cup" or your inners
are only half filled and you want to " thrust"yourselves into something new.Like a side dish, to your usual platter,then you are
a candidate for joining ASSHLEY MADISON.


I think this is a great idea, you could have your "cake" and eat it without remorse and constant" dickering" back& forth.

Think of the fabulous "off-spring" that could evolve from this" ground skaking" end-ever.

ASSHLEY MADISON'S DOUBLE-ENTANTREES, for those who want to"Double Down"

ASSHLEY'S MADISON'S MEN'S GUIDE,for those who want to "get a head",in their chosen course"

A.M.'S WOMEN'S TOWELL USE, FOR "SLIPPERY SLOPES" THE LOVER'S HAND-BOOK, for explosions & implosions.

And my favorite Asshley Madisons allman-act, for Miss(or Mr,)informing your spouse, that you needed time alone
for sorting out your "affairs"

My name is MARSHALL BITKOWER, and that is my opinion of that old saying,"those who don't lay together,usually stray two gether"