PAULA ABDUL HIRES BILL CLINTON TO NEGOIATE

FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! PAULA ABDUL HAS HIRED BILL CLINTON TO NEGOIATE HER
PAY HIKE WITH AMERICAN IDOL PRODUCERS. BILL HAS SAID HE WENT TO NORTH
KOREA AS A DRESS REHEARSAL( GET THE HINT HILLARY?) AND NOW ALL HIS CHARM,
WIT AND PRODDING, WILL BE AIMED AT THE TIGHT-ASSES WHO CONTROL THIS
FUTURE LIFELESS SHOW, AS IT WILL BECOME IF "AMERICA'S SWEERHEART " OF THE
AIRWAVES DOES NOT RETURN TO HER RIGHTFUL THRONE AS MAKING "SIMON "LAGREE" COW-ELL LOOK MORE PERPLEXED THAN HE USUALLY LOOKS.

PAULA HAS SCORED A COO IN HAVING BILL CLINTON, A MAN WHO GETS HIS AFFAIRS
IN ORDER, TO TACKLE MR."MUNDANE"OF THE V-NECK,PEEK A BOO, NAVEL T-SHIRT.

SINCE MR.SOUR-DOUGH COWELL IS TO GET 45MILLION PER YEAR AND THE MULTI
TALENTED SHOWMAN,RYAN SEACREST IS TO GET 15MILLION PER YEAR, IT SEEMS
LOGICAL AND REASONABLE FOR PAULA TO RECIEVE WHAT THE "BIG BOYS"RECIEVE.
AFTER ALL ,WE ALL TUNE IN TO SEE/HEAR WHAT PAULA WILL DO NEXT.

I KNOW HOW KEEN BILL CLINTON IS IN HANDLING WOMEN. IN PAULA'S CASE,
SHE SHOULD BE PAID SOMEWHERE BETWEEN WHAT SIMON AND RYAN GET PAID.

WE KNOW THAT BILL CLINTON HAS A MAGIC WAND. SO IT'S NOW, GO BILL GO.
AMERICA IS COUNTING ON YOU.

THIS IS MY OPINION ON WHAT PAULA SHOULD GET. AMERICAN'S UNITE OR NO
"AMERICAN IDOL"TONIGHT. HAVE A PLEASANT DAY.

MARSHALL BITKOWER