THE "COCKTAIL" IS A NEW RESTAURANT, NOT A TOM CRUISE MOVIE

This week, the new restaurant, "Cocktail" opened in "Tinsel Town"
It is owned,"operated" and managed by the "Michael Jackson Alumni Of DOCTORS ASS-OCIAN"
The " Mend You" includes a variety of colorful assorted "triple script" ingreed eints from different states.

The process of addatives was derived from a "Combination" of the PDR and the various "Donald Ducks" (QUACKS) who
have a Medical License or as James Bond would say, A License To Kill" Each "special multi colored little spices" would
add many different flavors to the "mix" and would be introduced at the favorite watering hole, "The IVY" of Hollywood Stars.

You know the famous stars who frequent this site. Such well known "Cell-a-brits as "Pluto" people from Mars" the Proctologists
from "Ur-anus", the men from "Saturn"( not car dealers) and well known "Shooting Stars"

The Mend YOU

1. The "Mickey"Fine, the television show "Alias" was "Shot here" I understand that the people behind " Entourage" also
had arrangements to come here. Some were so stupid, that they were nicknamed the "Dopes"

2. The " Arnold Klein", a dish which would have at least five different names. Each would be surrounded by different charts,
even if the dish had different names,it would be the same resulting item. Wait till "Chef Boyordee" finds out about this.

3.The "Bloody Merry" Can you "Dig It?"

4. The "Shirley Temple" no alchohol, but secret ingreed eints created by Chef Glasscom and Welcome"

5. The "Ivy Leaguer" After it's installed, you let it sit for up to three hours. This gives you time to use your cell phone,
tell people to move items from storage areas, "cook up" an overly extended CPR and hire a "Lighting Director" for your
appearence on a "You Tube" Promo for the new edition of "To Tell The Truth" Now you know why it's called "The Boob Tube"

I could "Tale" you more, but we have time, after all they got "Three to Life" to finish their "Script"

My name is Marshall Bitkower and that's my problem, knot yours.