NOT TO WORRY, MURRAY'S IN A HURRY!

AREN'T WE ALL GETTING TIRED OF SEEING DR. MURRAY'S SAME PICTURE, OVER&OVER AGAIN?
DOESN'T THE MEDIA HAVE OTHER PICTURES OF HIM? SHIRLEY THERE MUST BE PHOTO'S OF HIM AS A BOY,
A PICTURE FROM HIGH SCHOOL, A PHOTO WITH HIS PARENTS, A GIRL FRIEND, ETC.

HE WAS MARRIED, ISN'T THERE A PICTURE OF HIS EX-WIFE? HOW ABOUT A MEDICAL SCHOOL PICTURE?
A PICTURE OF HIS FIRST 'IV" OR A PICTURE OF HIM WITH HIS FIRST" OXYGEN TANK"?

SINCE THE MEDIA IS ASKING QUESTIONS FROM ANYONE WHOEVER KNEW MICHAEL JACKSON,
WHY HAVE THEY NOT INTERVIEWED MICHAEL'S FORMER "MONKEY". I BET HE COULD REALLY SPILL
THE BEANS ABOUT MICHAEL. I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO "MIRANDIZE" A MONKEY.

SO WHERE IS DR.MURRAY? IS HE STILL IN LAS VEGAS, IN EITHER HIS HOME OR HIS STORAGE AREA?
IS HE DRESSED AS A STRIPPER SO NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE HIM? PERHAPS HE IS WORKING AT "HOOTERS"
OR HANDING OUT FLIERS OF WOMEN WHO ARE PART TIME MEDICAL ASSISTANTS.

PERHAPS DR. MURRAY HAS BEEN TO DR.KLEIN'S OFFICE, FOR SOME PLASTIC SURGERY. MAYBE THAT IS
WHY WE CANNOT SPOT HIM. I SIMPLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY NO ONE HAS FOUND WHERE DR. MURRAY IS HIDING.

MAYBE GERALDO COULD OPEN BARRY GORDY'S CRYPT AND FIND MURRAY INSIDE, TAKING A NICE NAP, WITH AN EMPTY
BOTTLE OF "MILK OF AMNESIA"ON THE FLOOR NEAR HIM. WHY CAN'T THE MEDIA "DIG UP MORE DIRT" ON DR. MURRAY?

PERHAPS THE SOLUTION IN FINDING DR. MURRAY, IS TO HIRE THE RIGHT PEOPLE TO FIND HIM.

I WOULD HIRE THE WRITTER"S OF "MONK", THE" MENTALIST", AND MICHAEL C. HALL, REGIS PHILBIN, MADONNA,
JOHN MC CAIN, STAN LEE, GEN. COLLIN POWELL, THE MARX BROS.( I KNOW THEIR DEAD, BUT THEY'RE STILL FUNNY),
URI GELLER, JODIE FOSTER AND THAT GUY FROM "SIT&SLEEP" TO FORM A POSSE TO FIND DR. MURRAY.

IF IT'S TO BE DONE, THESE PEOPLE CAN DO IT. IF DR. MURRY OR HURRY READS THIS, PLEASE GO TO 6430 SUNSET BLVD.
THAT IS WHERE CNN IS LOCATED. IF YOU FIND THE GUARDS ASLEEP( NATURALLY) PLEASE DON'T NEEDLE THEM.

WELL KIDS, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY OR AS DR. MURRAY WOULD SAY, "THE MORE ENABLERS, THE BETTER THE DEFENSE.