OK "HILLARY" PUT AWAY YOUR "ARTILLARY"

DID MOUNT :HILLARY"EXPLODE TODAY? IT SEEMS OUR SECTRETARY OF STATE
AND MS. PANT-SUIT OF 1967, WAS SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED, BECAUSE HER HUSBAND,
CERTAINLY NOT HER SIGNIFICANT OTHER, HAS THE SPOTLIGHT ON HIM.

COME ON NOW HILLARY, SO WHAT IF YOUR BILL(BILL OF RIGHTS OR BILL OF WRONGS?") HAS SHOWN THE WORLD WHAT A GREAT STATESMAN HE TRULY IS.
EVEN HIS "PANTS-SUIT" IS NEAT AND UP TO DATE. HIS COLORS ARE CLASSY,
NOT CRASSY.

BY THE WAY MS.VOLCANO, THE JET PLANE USED BY PRESIDENT CLINTON, WAS
DONATED BY MR. STEVEN BING. MR. BING, A VERY WEALTHY MAN AND SEED DONER,
IS WELL USED TO THE SPOTLIGHT ON HIM AND HIS EXPLOITS WITH THE LADIES.

I FIND IT QUITE AMUSING THAT THE FRIENLY SKIES CAN NOW PROCLAIM,
THAT THE "BILL/BING" DIPLOMATIC AIRLINES ARE IN FULL "SWING"

OK HILLARY, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE "THE FLYING PANT-SUIT AIRLINES"

THAT'S MY LOOK AT THE NEWS, MY BEST, MARSHALL