"CONRAT MURRAY'S NO HILTON,MORE LIKE A "PILLTON"

Finally after waitting more time then flying to ARGENTINA and returning to your wife and four children, The Los ANGELES
Coroner has determined that Michael Jackson's death was a "Homicide" (not like "Humaside" which is eating too much 'HUMAS')

WOWY WOW WOW, what a surprise. I have not been so startled since Sarah Palin admitted that she lost her birth-control
pills when" Miami Vice" was cancelled and believing that "Withdrawing" was something Pain-ters do.

There is now Medical and Scientific Evidence that our cuddlely "Connie" was injecting Michael Jackson with drugs that he
had got from everybody who wanted Michael to finally get a "GOOD KNIGHT'S SLEEP" Too bad it was the sleep of his lifetime"

When I was going to Law School, we were taught the "Shot Gun" method of dealing with a problem. This is where you throw in every
issue you can think of. Here our "cute widdle chef" Conrad did the same thing. The problem was he thought he was cooking
at the "IVY". (Think about it)

Michael had so many sedatives in him that he could litterally "Sleep With The Fish's"

I am sure that Hollywood would soon be knocking on Murray's door. The problem would be that 'Conrat' could not open the door,
since it would be locked. The William Morris End-dever Agency would ,I am sure, sign him up.

They will remake "The Birdman Of Alkatraz" starring Murray and Al Pacino, as the "BIRD"
They next will re-do 'DR. DO-LITTLE', with Murray and DR Kervorkian.
Finally they will "Shoot","The Pilledelphia Story" Maybe even an Acadamy Award for his stirring " PERFORMANCE"
in the new version of "The Story of the PDR"

Well that's my opinion and I am MARSHALL BITKOWER