"MOYLE HEIGHTS" OR "BOIL HEIGHT" AS IT ONCE WAS CALLED.

We all have heard of "Boyle Heights" in East Los Angeles, but the first name to that area was "Moyle Hts." or as some people called it
"Boiled Hts" This area was first established by the immigration of Jewish people, who came here from Russia, Poland and Germany.
This was because of the Anti Semitism in Europe fueled by that "Little Nebush" Toush-Hole", who called himself, The Charley Chaplin
look a like. Charley Chaplin was a "Genius", Hitler had no genes, since he was born under a rock, left by a herd of cow dung.

You might ask what does "Moyle Hts. mean? A Moyle is the person who preforms a "circomesion" on an infant's penus ( or a "wee-wee"),
usually a boy ( or also called a "boychick", but not on a boy who thinks he is chick. Those are called "faggula's") and are derived from great
musical composers like Who Did They Find On Franz list? A Moyle has no Medical Training, but has served as a student at the Benny Hana
Academy of slice or dice. In the 30's and 40's, there were Moyle Stands on every corner in this area. Some even had a two for one coupon,
which were donated by the Gelson Brothers. Some even had discounts if their "Equipment" was not sharpened ( ouch! ouch! ouch!)

You may not know this historic fact, but The Pep Boys, Manny,Moe and Jack invented the first traveling Moyle Mobile.
Many Up and Comers in Show Business were "IM-Moyleized" from this East Los Angeles community. Their were "Designer Moyles"
who did special cuts. They had different styles such as "The Lew Wasserman Cut. At the "End of this design, boys would grow up, wear black suits
and "Errect" tall buildings in Universal City. Many Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeons got their start by being a "Moyle" The famous hair product
"BrillCream got their signature slogan, "A little dab" from Moyle Hts.

The second name for this community was called "Boiled Heights" This is because anything they ate had to be Boiled.
My Grandma, Goldie Shapiro, from Minsk, would not eat anything until it was boiled. Do you know how boiled Matza tastes?
You should be glad if you don't. The chicken had to have all parts of it boiled, except the "Toush", of course. The feet of the chicken,
not Foster Farms, would be boiled. Did you ever see boiled chicken feet? The ends would be yellow in color. Kinda like a banana with
finger nails. From a cow, she would boil a lung. Did you ever look at a lung that had been boiled? It looks like a football with a glandular
problem. Personally I prefer lung when it has been fried or bbq'ed.

My grandmother even boiled Jello. We called it "Hell-o". Chicken fat would be boiled and then placed outdoors in the sun
till it became dark and hard. That's how the first suntan lotion was created. Their were great singers in Temples or Schuls,
as they were called, which gave birth to the Greatest Deli in the world. They formed a partnership and opened "CANTORS"
Think about it.

So now you know a little of Jewish History of life, as it was like in the days of my four fathers. My mother married many times.

My name is Marshall Bitkower, a proud member of the "Bris Bragade" ( for those of you who have not touched this subject before,
a Bris is when they " Wack off " the end of a boy's penus) and have all yout relatives and friends watch the ceremony.



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