"THE 61st.EMMY(OR ENEMA)AWARDS.TELEVISION SHOW HAD AS MUCH SPARK AS 10 DAY OLD MANURE"

LAST NIGHT'S EMMY (OR ENEMA SHOW) WAS THE WORST TELEVISION SHOW, SINCE DISCOVERING
PEE WEE HERMAN ONCE CHALLENGED "ANDRE THE GIANT' IN A FREE FIR ALL, ON ESPN.

The two accountants from Ernst & Young, had more life than Neil Patrick Harris. Good thing one sponsor,"Vaseline"
didn't segway back to our wittle Doogie. ( don't ask, don't tell) When NPH showed the Band and did his wittle banter
with them, we know why they should of been back in the"Pitts" I never noticed before but is NPH, an albino?

The new sets were truly an amazing sight. If one could imagine a mate-ing between an "overdose of LSD" coupled
with the lyrics to "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" springled with a tinge of Windex and Ivory Flakes and the
mid-wife being Andy Warhol, these sets would be such an OFFSPRING. When the sets were lighted up, they
looked like a combination of an aquarium,a 4th. of July Show,a bad hair day at Phil Spector's House and a scene
from Andy Hardy attacks "Startreck" Don't forget a "Treckie sounds like a Dreckie"(If that needs some splaining,
you iz stupid)

The only thing that "Stood up", naturally was Alex Baldwin's Hair. In the Hollywood Reporter the various Talent Agencies,
listed their clients that were nominated. Why didn't the Beverly Hills Plasitic Surgeons, take out a similar advertisement?
I would of liked to of heard endorsements of the women and men, who thanked "ALLI" for their new slim look. I see the
camera tried to pan the audience, butt it seemed everyone was in the bathroom. No empty seats there.

The show dragged on more than a concert with George Michael and Adam Lambert. Chevy Chase looked like the grandfather
of the first "Griswald" Rob Lowe looked like he was "constipated" Beatrice Arthur, although deceased, had more sparkle, than
any of the "Reality" MC's. Now whoever decided to have a separate catagory for "Reality Television" must of been the same person
who bought the Chevrolet Corvair. (Need I say more?)

The show should of been sponsored by "Geritol" and Disney's "Prune Juice" ( those Disney guys are everywhere)
The only two personalities of the evening were Ricky Gervais, who igknighted the room with his wit and the Beautiful
and Talented Ms. Christin Chenowweth. Christin has what it takes to become a "STAR" She has the cutest voice since
Goldie Hawn, the smile to melt the icecaps and the charisma of as Ed Sullivan, used to call "AY REAl -LY BIG STAR"

If she was only 25yrs. older. Christin, is your mother single?

I am still Marshall Bitkower and hopefully who called this the "Prime Time Emmy's, will next year be "Doing Time"