"ECONOMY SHATTERS MUSIC INDUSTRY'EVERYTHING IS CUT OR REDUCED"

THE FINANCIAL WORLD OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS REDUCED AND DOWNSIZED.
MUSIC PUBLISHERS MUST RE-PUBLISH WITH DRASSTIC MODIFICATIONS OF
NUMBERS IN SONGS.

Nobody( not like the Olson twin)will be raking it in, not even Madonna.( think about it)
Tin Pan Alley will downsize to Tiny Pan Alley. Here the plan to save "The Music" Piano's
will only have 44keys. If a picture paints a 1000 words, it is now 500. If you want to tiptoe
through the One Lip, that's ok.

Old standards will change their number's. We will sing "Eye Only Have Eye Two You( the 4 is now 2,
under the new plan, you will hear, "I Found a 1/2 Million Dollar Baby" Johnnie Mathis will re-record
his hit, The Six Of Never" Children will sing, "The Five Days Of Chrismas" Broadway will rename it's
Musical to " Four and a Half" ( if you don't get it, think about a cat having 4 1/2 Lives) If you still
don't get it, retire and move to Davy Jone's Locker.Not to be confused with 'Hey,hey, I'm a Monkee.
( that's an inn joke)

Movies will also feel the pinch, like young actress's do. The Gregory Peck Movie, being cast now,
will be called "Six O Clock High. Warner Bros. will re do "One For Tea" Cowboys will wear five
gallon hats. They have also opted to redo "The Three and a Half Hills Of Rome" Twentieth( or rather
Teneth Century Fox will revamp "Zurcan's Are A Girls Best Friend"

Golfer's will now yell out "two" The luxurious hotels will change their names. They will be called "The
Three Season's Resorts. You can keep the lite on at the Motel 3.

The women's store, will now be called 444Freight. The Prime Minister Of England will relocate
one "#5 Downing Street. Baskin & Robbins will have fifteen flavors. A sexual position will be
changed to "34.5". Restaurant's will now make "One Egg, over easy." Nat"King"Cole's classic
song, will become "One Young". Baker's Dozen's will be a thing of the past. An old T.V. Comedy Show
will now be "One And One Half"s Company. The Sheen/Cryer Comedy, will become" One and 1/4th Men"

A famous University will be called" Twodam" University. Snow White will have 3.s Dwarfs.
"Onelane" university will finance the play, "Seven Angry Men"

My name is Marshall Bitkower and that is my opinion. I did it all with "Smoke and Mirrors"