"FRIENDS,ROMAN AND COUNTRYMEN, THE SWISS GOVERNMENT IS "CHEEZEE"

THE SWISS GOVERNMENT IS FULL OF HOLES, JUST LIKE IT'S CHEESE!
THEY HAVE ARRESTED DR. RICHARD KIMBLE.NO, KNOT DAVID JANSSEN
OR HARRISON FORD.( I know you can figure out this)

As Frank Sinatra once sang, "Aint That A Kick In The Head" ( every pun intended)
The Famous Film Director, Roman Hands,etc. went to Swisherland to recieve a Film
Award. Now he is " A Ward" of this safe haven Nation, where Drug Money Cartels, Wall
Street Rebels, Secret Funds from Terrorists, James Bond Enemies and Movie Studio's
Keep their "in the Black monies", while telling actors their Movies and T.V.Series are
still in the "RED" (think "creative" accounting)

So where were Polanski's Handlers? I hear they were in "ChinaTown", with "Rosemary's Baby",
who was playing "The Piano" Shouldn't these bottom-feeders of known about Switzerland's
Extradition Treaty with The United States? I hope Roman sues them for malpractice.

I, in no way ,am condoning the actions done by Polanski, towards a minor, over thirty years ago.
As a Former Deputy District Attorney and who has represented hundreds of criminal defendants,
there are plea bargains struck between three parties. The third player in the Justice System is
the Judge. Here's how it is done, the prosecutor and the defense attorney enter into what the
disposition of a case should be and they ask the judge to agree to it. This is usually a done deal.

In Polanski's case, all three players had agreed to a disposition. Some how before the actual
sentencing, the judge, let it leak out, that he was going to impose a jail sentence. The agreement
was for Polanski to be placed on straight probation.This violated the agreed sentence and Polanski
failed to show up in Court and a Bench Warrant was issued for his arrest. He than became a fugitive.

When this Judge, took it on his own to change the disposition, this cruel, unilateral, self rightous
action, could of collasped the entire Criminal Justice System. Normally I would call this Judge
a real "Schmuck", but I owe respect to this Dead Maggot. ( need I say more?)

If Polanski is returned to The United States, for his sentence, I hope equity will prevail.
We owe him that and he owes us, too.

In the meantime, I would suggest the following changes

1. The Swiss Family Robinson become The Romanian Family Robinson.
2. The Swiss Army Knife will become, The Malta Army Knife.
3.K-Swiss Tennis Shoes shall now be called K-Finland Tennis Shoes.
4.Swiss chocolates are to become Greek Chocolates.
5.Swiss cheese shall be known as Lithuanian cheese.
6.Swiss watches will be named Transylvanian watches ( they could play the song
"Fangs For The Memory)
7. Swiss mocha shall become Maldavia mocha.

I am still Marshall Bitkower and this is my opinion. By the way did you know that
President Ohbomba favorite song is "Iran All The Way Home?"