ALL "STARS" ARE NOT "SHOOTING STARS"

I AM GETTING TIRED OF READING ABOUT STARS THAT ARE "DOPES". WHAT HAPPENED TO STARS
WHO ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR BODY'S ( NEW BODY'S,MOSTLY) OF WORK?

Where are the "Ozzie ( was he from the "Emerald City?) and Harriet's of today? Could it be that Ozzie's past has finally
been revealed? I remember Ozzie never worked. He spent alot of time with "Thorney". You know if you take away his first letter(T),
his name would of been "Horney". both Ozzie and Mr. "T" would spend alot of time at a "Malt Shop" When was the last time two "Buds"
would spend time at a "Malt Shop?" Was it because High School Adonis's would also spend time there? We never saw "Thorney's wife.
Was it because he did not have a wife? The series character,"Doc" would meet these two, also at the Malt Shop. What was "DOC" a Doc of?

The three bro's of "Bonanza" bunked together. We never saw what kind of "Bunk's" they slept in. Did you ever wonder why one brother
was nick named "Little Joe" What the hell is a "Hoss" That was one brother's name. I don't remember the name of Pernel Roberts character.
I only know he thought the part he played was beneath him ( anything else underneath him?) Pernel ( what the hell is a "Pernel?) Isn't that
the charge you get from a manicurest? When he left the" Ponderossa", he was replaced by an actor who was named "Canary". Need I say more?

The father of these boys, was played by Lorne Green. With his great baritone voice, we knew he was all man.

The "Brady Bunch" had a secret. The father was played by a known homosexual actor. Perhaps he should of played Mrs. Brady.
Who did this remarkable casting, Vincent Price? Yes the famous whorer movie star. He starred in "The House Of Wax" maybe
it should of been called "The House Of Waxing" Now you know why it was "shot" in 3D. Things "POPPED OUT" in 3D.

The Disney Series, The Hard-ee boys, starred one actor who became a "Drag Queen" I won't mention his name, butt he was related
to Captain Kirk. This "Kirk" was straight, butt not the "Hard-ee Boy " Kirk.

Lassie was one of my favorite stars. Did you know that" Lassie" was really a "male" dog, who played the part of the "Bitch" on his/her show.
Lassie probably was the first Television Star, who went into "Theraphy" Wouldn't you, if you were a man acting like a woman?

OK, that's my opinion of Television History, as they say "Hollywood Is Where Stars Are "Made" I'm still Marshall Bitkower and if
there was an "Aunt Jamima" was there "An Uncle Jimima?"