"FAME IS FLEETING, (KNOT THE FLEET-ENEMA)"

REMEMBER WHEN "MOVIE STARS" WERE WORSHIPPED AND" T.V. STARS" WERE ADORED? THESE CELEBRITIES
WERE LIKE OUR RELATIVES OR BETTER THAN RELATIVES.

When I was a young Deputy District Attorney, we would discuss on Monday's, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, which was
on Sat. night. We all knew the actor's real names and their the roles they played. We went to see a movie because John Wayne,
Marlon Brando ( not the Pillsbury Dough Boy Brando), John Travolta, Burt Reynolds, etc.,were in it.

We would sing "Those Were The Day's" when the "Meat-Head" was arguing with "RRRchee" We had crush's on Barbara Eden and her
lack of clothing. We couldn't wait till Elizabeth Mongomery twitched her nose and I would wish to "Twitch" her, everywhere. I remember
arranging a private screening at Warner Bros., for the first "Dirty Harry" movie, starring Clint Eastwood as a Homicide Detective. Since The
District Attorney's prosecuted murder cases, this movie was just up our alley. ( has anybody been "Up an alley?")

We were right there with" Columbo" and his raincoat ( no comment!) as he hounded the murdrer or murderee. I couldn't wait to see
"Marshal McCloud" ride his horse down Fifth Ave., in New York City. ( did I say New York City?) (Think about that phrase) Nor today could
we forget the eye's lighting up, the tilt of that head of that "Shayna Punim" Justice finder, "Judge Judy"

I loved the two "Transformer" movies, but what's a Shia LaBeof? That sounds more like a "shy guy who is nude"
The Television show," Fathers and Sons", is so confusing because I can't tell the fathers from the sons. The star's name,
"Calisa Flockhart" sounds like a bunch of flying birds trying to find"Calistoga Water" I don't know a "Camera Diaz from
a Jennifer Annis-sin or from a Due Berrymore. The latter sounds like a commercial from a cemetary. The last Bore-at movie
was just as funny as all the signs in West Hollywood, which state, "Parking In Rear"

I am very glad to see "Michael Myers" back in the "Holloween" movie franchise. Why doesn't the United States Military Community
send "Little Mikee" over to Afganistan, to eliminate the "Bad Guys?" We all know that "Sylvester Stallone" ( with that first name, you
got to be a "Great Fighter") and his "Rambo alter ego" would eliminate any conflicts and flatten the ememy's troops. It probably could
be done in about ninety minutes.

That's my opinion and I still am, Marshall Bitkower. I didn't vote for Nixon or that quick witted Bush-Wacker and I never will.