THE UNITED STATES COAST GUARD NEEDS "RIGHT GUARD" AND LEROY JETHRO GIBBS

WALTER WINCHELL WOULD START HIS RADIO BROADCAST BY SAYING, "GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
AND ALL THE SHIPS AT SEA" Well today, a day that will live in infamy, The United States Coast Guard Vessels in the Potomac
River, should of been religated to Davy Jone's Locker. What ever IQ reject that planned a "Training Day" on 9/11, should be made
to wear "Training Bra's" for the reminder of his or her service time.

Today was a day to remember the Tragedy that fell on America on 9/11. Whoever created today's fiasco should be made to "walk the plank"
at the Tip of "Jack Spratt's Sword" I understand that the "Intelligent Community" ( a real Oxy-Moron) who are there supposed to share
"intelligence" don't like to share. Perhaps they should be sent back to kindagarten and learn the principle of sharring. Could it be that these
people who monitar the intelligence and safety of American's, got their education from a mail order catalog?

Is it possable that these Titon's of Sesame St., decided to add "non" in front of "sense?" When the names of these Mongoloids is revealed
they should be made to go hunting with "Dick" Cheney, for ninety days.

This week was full of "Ninkapoops" First we had Congressman Joe Wilson and his big fat fart mouth, who said "What A Lie" during The
President's Speech. That mouth should be sanatized and hung in Miss Kitty's Saloon ( if you do not remember Ms. Kitty, then ask someone)

Calif. Rep. Mike Duvall, the recipient of a "family and ethics award",who thought he was a "Hot Mike" was caught talking on a " Hot Mike-Raphone"
about a two female conquests and what he did with them. His modis operandi was spanking their young wittle tushies.
When confronted or conbackin, ( Think about it), "HOT MIKE" Said he was only joking. He ended his remarks by saying "Spank You"

But inspite of these two "Twerps" The head "SCHMUCK" or "SCHMUCKTRESS" of The Coast Guard, who was in command of this action
should be left to Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs of N.C.I.S, for investigation. When they are caught, Gibbs should slap them on their heads
with a 4x4, instead of his hands. Furthermore they should covered from head to toe in honey and put in solidary confinement, along with
a swarm of bees and hornets.

I still am Marshall Bitkower and that is my opinion. I also understand that once these varmits are released, they will join Saturday Night Live.