HOLLYWEIRD HAS JUST ANNOUCED THE REMAKE OF "A FIST-FULL OF DOLLARS" STARRING CHRIS BROWN
AND THE HUMBLE KENYE WEST. BEE- ON CE-SAY will knot be part of the production. Mike Tyson has been hired as dick-tion coach.
The entire movie will be shot in "Wide Screen" to acommondate West's Big Mouth.
The entire production will be shot at The California Rehabition Center in Corchran, Calif. Charles Manson an imate there would
have final approval ( should be "removal") of the script. I also understand that Dr. Conrad Murray will also have "script" approval,
after all he may spend alot of "time" there. Here is a list of the Movie crew.
1.financial ass-istance provided by American Industrial Greed, inc. (AIG)
2. stunt drivers-Keifer Sutherland, Linsay Lowhands, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richee and the "IDIOT" from the Coast Guard.
3.jet planes, for flying sequences- General Motors, Ford Motors and Chrysler Corp.
4.animals services, Michael Vick
5.catering services, Dr. Arnold Klein
6.cos tombs, provided by Forrest Lawn of Beverly Hills.
7.hair styles by Whoopee Goldberg and Phil Spector
8.medical people, Dr. Kervoykian, Dr. Conrad Murray ( busy wittle Connie) and Dr. Strangelove
9.family life consultants, Jon and Kate Gosslein
10.birth control expert, Ms. Soleyman
11. dialogue director, Lou Ferrigno and "Slappsy"Max Rosenblum
12. accounting by former Orange County Sheriff Mike Corona
13.research by, Mata Hara & Tokyo Rose
14.ad placement, Rod Blogojevich
15.music provided by, Whitney Houston, who's new album is titled,"It"s Coke Time". Or was that Eddie Fisher
16. swords supplied by Walter Lantz ( think about it)
17. dances sequences by, that "Bruno" guy from "American Idle" and those "Waterworld" guys from "Guantonomo Bay.
My name is Marshall Bitkower and I knew the "Duck" from Groucho Mark's T.V. show, "You Bet Your Life"
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