"LOOK WHO'S BACK" SMOKEY THE BEAR COMES OUT OF RETIREMENT!

HORRAY FOR HOLLYWEIRD. THE LOS ANGELES BOARD OF SUPERVISORS HAS BAND "SMOKING IN PARKS"
They have named, former star, "Smokey The Bear" as the new Smoking Czar. "Smokey" had been retired and living
at" The Motion Picture Home for Former, Furry Stars." This is a golden opportunity for other residents to be back
in the "Public Eye" "My Friend Flicka" has been signed as technical advisor on the remake of "A Man Called Horse"

RIN TIN TIN has been appointed to command L.A.P.D's. Swat Teams. The Police Officer's will soon know that Rinty's Bark
is just as formidable as his "Bite" My friends Suzanne & Bernie Lax's Fluffable doggie, "Punky", who is actually an undercover
"Masued" ( little legal pun) agent, who will be joining the cast of "C.S.I.- Tel Aviv. The other stars are Ice-Berg ( former Isreali
Rap Star), Mel Gibson, oh yeah he was fired, Natalie Portman's second cousin, Farfull Moonves, Peter Falk and Paula Abdul as
"The Dradle"

Flash, Annjolie's" Pitt-Bull" was caught smoking marijuana and has been sent to rehab at the "Dog Whisperer's 12 step program"
Besides getting sober, they will cut his nails and give him a "flea" collar. Donating his diamond stud-ed collar to the people he
helped in New Orleans. The late Ray Charles's dog "What I Say" will be in charge of "The Coast Guard", at the Potomac River Location
Can you imagine when he barks, The Coast Guard's personal will yell out "What He Say?" The crews will have to take a course in how
train a dog to navigate. This is probably easier than teaching a sailor to "roll over and kvetch a ball"

I understand that Lassie will be assigned to associate producer on The Craig Ferguson Show. ( think about it, that's how they
got the name "Scotch Bright")

Neal Kirby will star in the remake of "The Invisable Dog" for Universal. "Flipper" will take the helm of our Navel Ships in Alaska.
Because of his political beliefs, he will "Flip Off", Sarah Pallin. "Baretta's Bird ", will also join in the flipping.
"Old Yeller" will oversee the United States Bureau Of Prisons and will find out if Bernie Made-off's nose is wet and cold.
I know Old Yeller will see if wittle Bernie's Tail has been tampered with ( no further comment is needed)

"King Kong" is still alive, only his stunt double died and he will join N.B.C., as a "Tour Guide". He will also work as the N.B.C. Tram.

"Trigger, The Cisco Kid's horse, Diablo, Mr. ED and "Fury" will be co-directors on the new the new TV Series, "Riding With The Stars"

I am still Marshall Bitkower and that's how I look at things. PS- Ellen DeGeneres loves her 39 year old "Porsche"